Today.

I woke up to the alarm clock, but then, I realized that we had an exam today. LIKE HOLY , WHAT HE HELL?! So I went up from my bed in 0,00001 seconds and got a headache. My vision became a bit blurry as 5 turtles carried me to antarctica, but it was okay. Pretty much the same weather as it is in Sweden. Cold as and snow everywhere (and those white bears and shiz). I can't sleep at night because of the cold.

So I went up and slowly dragged myself o the bathroom, while making dying whale sounds. I went into the bathroom, and here stood a ninja who was some kind of Japanese version of Chuck Norris. He hit me hard in the head and I fainted. The last thing I saw was myself in the mirror. I was even paler than usual and my face was all swollen. 

I woke up a few hours later, to the sight of a demon. I screamed in the demon's face and kicked it off of me, using my awesome ninja karate skills. The demon flew up in the sky and landed on the moon. Don't worry, he sat there and drank beer with the guy from the Carlsberg commercial.

So then, I was left alone, and I was like WTF H@Pp3nEd?! I was suddenly smacked by a dictionary. The dictionary smugly smiled at me, in a scary way. I screamed and the dictionary chased me around the apartment. Suddenly, I realized that the demon and the demon's father sat in the living room. I had a shocked expression on my face. 

The demon started to tickle me and I was like !ENOUGHHHH! I kicked the demon in its balls and it threw up all over the floor while I laughed like a boss. I saw a space ship flying in the apartment, and I was sooo shocked. I screamed with all my might, and started to sing the Pocahontas song. They thought my singing skills were so great, they even invited the Police to listen.

Yeah, that was my day.

AND I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, an evil tiger (Casper on Steroids) attacked me.