"HEY I'M TAKING A PICTURE OF YA, SO JUST ACT NATURAL."

thats me :

And thats good looking people :

WHEN MY PARENTS TRY TO COMPARE MY LIFE AS A TEENAGER, TO THEM WHEN THEY WERE A TEENAGER:

 

 

PRETENDING NOT TO KNOW SOMEONE YOU JUST MET....

When you secretly stalked every photo album of them on Facebook before meeting them:

On the outside: Hi, nice to meet you!

On the inside: Hello, Chris Adam Johnson, born June 23, 1988 whom has 3 brothers Paul, Will, and Michael. You have 13 photo albums on Facebook….

 

 

 

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR SARCASM IS SO ADVANCED THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK YOUR’RE STUPID

 

 

WHEN MY PARENTS TOLD ME NOT TO TOUCH SOMETHING FRAGILE….

while they’re standing there i’m like…..

as soon as they leave…..

 

MEANING OF LOL

Before: Laughing Out Loud

Now: Lack Of Laughter

 

DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I’M LISTENING TO MUSIC

 

WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE USING THE PEN YOU LOST

 

 

WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO STAY COMMITTED TO A DIET, BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN…

So you give in:

 

 

WHEN SOMEONE IS WRONG BUT THEY INSIST THEY’RE RIGHT

 

 

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING AT YOUR OWN WORK AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOU GOT THE ANSWER

 

 

TO PEOPLE WHO SMOKE AT YOUNG AGES

HAVE FUN DYING EARLY

 

MEETING THE PEOPLE YOUR PARENTS WANT YOU TO.

How they want me to act

How I actually act

 

WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE AND SOMEONE CURSED.

 

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPY AND DON'T WANT TO SLEEP SO YOU GET RETARDED.