After 2012, I Would...
Aha! So this is how you write a blog post? Hehe.
Anyways, I was wondering what I would do if I happened to be the sole survivor in my region after the apocalypse. And so I came up with this list:
1. Eat cornflakes with milk everyday for three meals until all the milk in the region has gone bad. Then maybe I'll replace that with Milo.
2. Read up about vitamins and raid a pharmacy to keep myself in good health.
3. Strip the clothes off mannequins for myself.
4. Take up residence in Ikea. Give all the stuffed animals there a name.
5. Learn to operate McDonalds' McFlurry machine.
6. Smash shop windows with a crowbar because I like that feeling.
7. Read the 4 great literature works of China in detail.
8. Climb up my school, stick a flag on the roof and shout "For Narnia!"
9. Carve the story of the apocalypse for aliens to read with the words scrawled such that they laid in a spiral.
10. Search for other human life.
That's about it. Actually, there'd be a lot more that I would do with all that spare time, like shave my hair and then let it grow really long or to drop MnM's wherever I went until I was tired of it. Sounds childish, right? Well, you probably won't stay sane either if you were the only person left for thousands of miles around. Just saying. *shrugs*
Oh, btw, do you think that everything we built would decompose after 2012 to form a new layer of debris, and that "trees" would grow from that? And a whole new world would begin again? I should think that the trees would have blue sap and that the ruling race would be mutant insects, maybe cockroaches. Perhaps they'd start dying their feelers blonde and maybe the females would be anorexic. Do you think they would invent mirrors? Do you think they would invent smartphones? Do you think they would have a thumb? Or toenails? Would they have such a thing as an economy, a social hiearchy? Do you think they'd be able to read the carvings I left behind for them?
Sofia
P.S: Ahhhh I forgot! One more very very important thing!!
11. Fold paper planes out of every ten-dollar note I find.
Anyways, I was wondering what I would do if I happened to be the sole survivor in my region after the apocalypse. And so I came up with this list:
1. Eat cornflakes with milk everyday for three meals until all the milk in the region has gone bad. Then maybe I'll replace that with Milo.
2. Read up about vitamins and raid a pharmacy to keep myself in good health.
3. Strip the clothes off mannequins for myself.
4. Take up residence in Ikea. Give all the stuffed animals there a name.
5. Learn to operate McDonalds' McFlurry machine.
6. Smash shop windows with a crowbar because I like that feeling.
7. Read the 4 great literature works of China in detail.
8. Climb up my school, stick a flag on the roof and shout "For Narnia!"
9. Carve the story of the apocalypse for aliens to read with the words scrawled such that they laid in a spiral.
10. Search for other human life.
That's about it. Actually, there'd be a lot more that I would do with all that spare time, like shave my hair and then let it grow really long or to drop MnM's wherever I went until I was tired of it. Sounds childish, right? Well, you probably won't stay sane either if you were the only person left for thousands of miles around. Just saying. *shrugs*
Oh, btw, do you think that everything we built would decompose after 2012 to form a new layer of debris, and that "trees" would grow from that? And a whole new world would begin again? I should think that the trees would have blue sap and that the ruling race would be mutant insects, maybe cockroaches. Perhaps they'd start dying their feelers blonde and maybe the females would be anorexic. Do you think they would invent mirrors? Do you think they would invent smartphones? Do you think they would have a thumb? Or toenails? Would they have such a thing as an economy, a social hiearchy? Do you think they'd be able to read the carvings I left behind for them?
Sofia
P.S: Ahhhh I forgot! One more very very important thing!!
11. Fold paper planes out of every ten-dollar note I find.
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