when ur card declines at therapy and they bring out ur delusional friend

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*held at gunpoint* an ad for my bud pal friend platonic soulmate... click at your own risk and don't say i didn't warn you

Foreword

i wish i could attach subway surfer gameplay to keep your attention but maybe my poor descriptions will be interesting enough to read this whole intro abt my friend:

  • 20plus and hopes you are as well! 
  • minus and a student. she has a decently good sleep schedule but WILL make time for you no matter where you are, don't worry abt tz diffs!
  • not a hardcore gamer (point and laugh at the macbook user) unless you count stardew valley and wordle (side note: she always takes at least 3 turns to guess it). third base is starting a farm together, so heads up when things start looking serious /j
  • hardcore game WATCHER. she has astigmatism so all those big red flag games you play? they're big red hearts now. also an anime, movie, show watcher so hit her up too, film geeks. easy crier though :'( make sure to bring the tissues if the description sounds sad
  • textbook yearner and i mean the kafka kind. don't say i didn't warn you (2). she will read his letters for the nth time and read any book/manga recommendation you give her too. you might even be lucky enough to get a cute little review because she can get very passionate if she rlly likes or hates something. bonus points if you also yap or if you'd like to listen to her yap and yap and yap
  • to any sag, virgo, or aries reading this: she hasn't crossed these off her dated/situationshiped list (not an actual thing) yet sooooo... jk... unless.......? but if you're any other sign, that's okay too because you can be the first person she thinks of when your sign comes into the convo! (hopefully in a good way omg pls don't break her heart?????) 
  • n/sfw? maybe. sfw? most likely because she's, quote, "rusty with a weird drive these days but we can flirttttt", unquote.

and my job here is done. tbh, if this isn't enough to pique your interest then my advice is to just get to know her :) i promise she'll make it worth it. she's a great and fun person and, as far as i know, has no haters! *knocks on wood*

send your dc user if you want to take the leap of faith!

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