i don't think i like this little life

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but maybe, just maybe, i might like it because of you?!

Foreword

aight, this is not my first rodeo. i've made an ad before, so if you know me, aha, you damn don't! i've came out of my shell once again, done with my yearly hibernation, and i'm looking for friends to talk with cAu se I Am GOInG InSAneeekskdklllcmcmcmvmkdosp 

and i think i have forgotten how to converse with people so, help me? maybe we can even converse through our tong— [gun shots] this is a very sfw ad, by the way!

should i be giving something about me or should you just find out? 

but here are some sprinkle sprinkle, if you're unsure;

  • 23, so mdni!
  • plus eight (damn, another plus eight?!) but with a very messy sched. so you're a minus? no problem! i'll stay up all night for you shawty! though, expect late replies here and there because of work and uni! 
  • right now i'm fc-ing a girl (itzy's yeji!) but i fc males too when i feel like it (which is most of the time). but i can be anyone you want me to be. so, want me to be a dude? aight, sold! want me to be a duck? gotcha! and i'm down btw for those cuteass cpdps and other matching stuff y'all cool kiddos do!
  • nd! (aha unless sparks fly?!) nah, but fr, cannot commit to so don't expect much if you're looking for romance, unless we really click then maybe, just maybe we could finally hold each other's pinkies. (am biual if you want to know) 

are you still with me?! jingles a key in front of your face

  • up for casual talks mostly. but if you're willing to wait for replies, then i'm also down to plot (warning: i at it)
  • hbs and spotify dates are VERY much welcome! need to rant and vent? i'll listen! wanna play games? aha, no! but i'll watch you and cheer you on. cause dawg, i cannot play for ! i at those and my phone and laptop cannot handle anything :skull:

i think that's all really. if you made it this far, congrats! you just earned yourself a star yahoo!

but fr, i'll do my best to be a good friend! i don't require anything from you as long as you don't give me dry replies RIP. so fc who you want (just not someone problematic) and be whoever you want and reply whenever you want! i'll love you (platonically) with all my heart and soul bb!

inch-rested? send me your dc tag! 

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