Description

christmas may have been lonely but 2024 doesn't have to be (please im desperate)

Foreword

^{_{hi im here to pimp myself out desperately bc i physically cannot go another christmas alone omfg im going insane.}}

pros.

• will make u my only personality trait.
• doesn't have much of a social life so i will dedicate most of my time to u. u want ur own dog?
• will fc anyone u want me to (craving validation at any extreme).
• will likely buy/download any game u want me to and we can play tgt.
• always up for spotify sessions or hyperbeam. willing to watch most things once even if idt i will enjoy it :]
• happy to plot or just to chat aimlessly. when i do plot, though, i do prefer 3rd person descriptive. however, i can mirror; and plotting isn't a make or break for me.
• will send u pics of my dog.
• can carry u on genshin eu, will let u carry me on asia or na.
• can guarantee the only other thing on my mind will be the kingdom hearts lore (let me explain it to u..)

cons.

• has an unhealthy relationship with her best friend (she might intimidate u).
• british
• neutral tz with a somewhat normal sleep schedule? but maybe i'll let u ruin it..
• arguably a little bit too pathetic.
• idk!!! i think im great.
• not nsa not nd i am all the string attached i am so ready to date so plz dni if ur gonna ghost or if ur looking for something short term and noncomittal.

depending on what ur lf, if u decide to take a more fwb route, i'm into both more vanilla things as well as some darker, more taboo things!! whatever floats ur boat. :3

if absolutely any of this appealed to u i BEG u leave me ur dc username please i beg i beg ibeg

Plz dni if ur under 19 i myself am only 20. also queer in every sense of the word what is gender what is uality idfk