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minors dni!

Foreword

hi, call me justin, ‘cause this ad is “justin” time for you to see. slaps knee. befriend me i’m so funny. the name’s not justin though, and i will only reveal it the moment we start talking. yeah, i’m mysterious, i know. anyway, i have a bachelor’s degree in rizzonomics, and is currently taking up a master’s on what the actual is happening with my life. so if this piqued your interest, drop me a pm here, and i will add you.

aye, hol’up! don’t message yet because here are some things to consider if you want to be friends with me.

— i love anything psychological horror, astrology, mbti, books, arts (if you are lucky i will write a poem about you, aye) music, food, and the silent gossip you and your neighbor share whenever your eyes meet.

— not really looking for anything ual ‘cause i gotta like you to a certain degree before i consider doing stuff with you (or it depends if there's really an undeniable attraction between us.) but if it helps, i’m pan. i also believe in the saying ‘what happens, happens, so let’s just go with the flow.’ though we can always talk about kinks and whatnot! i’m green-minded after all.. i mean open-minded! but aye, same difference.

—i only fc male idols, and i will even let you choose my dps if you want. also spotify sesh dates?! sheesh. hb nights?! of ing course! me as your therapist?! ah, that’s y.  

— hm, what else. ah, right. i’m only available in discord for now, but might also be available in other things some time in the future. hah! get it?!

— last thing, i will unfriend you if you do not reply after a week. might be sooner if we don’t click, but i don’t ghost people on purpose, so no hard feelings if we become estranged.

so what are you waiting for?! come! be! my! friend!