Description

here's the thing: i need someone to fake date for two days.

[record scratch] you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation. let me tell you.

Foreword

so hey, basically i just miss the feeling of being in a relationship. it's been a few years so i can't really remember what it felt like lol. here's some details about me:

• oa so minors, this is not an offer for you.
• pan so i don't really mind who you fc but if you're a man who radiates hetdomnsa energy, i don't think we're gonna match .
• usually fc males, mostly tbz nowadays, but you can pick who i fc i don't mind lol.
• filipino, if that helps you become more interested or y'know, less . you're welcome either way xD
• i think bob is the best animal crossing character.

here's what to expect and some possible deal-breakers:

• couple icons
• my 11:11s
• flirting
• pet names
• sharing my feel good love song playlist
• basically all coupley stuff without the affection and commitment, just flirting and pretending we're in an rs
• i don't really game on mobile/pc...or watch movies aha... sorry . all i can offer is lame flirting, take it or leave it xD

if you got time to kill and a few pick-up lines on your sleeve, why not take a chance on me? dm for twt/dc if interested!

AND if you're just looking for a friend, it's fine too! same details apply, just tell me if you're looking for a temporary oomf or a pal.

(idt this needs to be said, but i am not comfy doing this with taken people, assuming ur partners might be fine w it, i am Not)