1. What do you do when a girl slaps you across your face? Forgive her instantly because she’s the most beautiful girl you’ve ever seen.

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2. Then you should comfort her by telling her that she is absolutely beautiful.

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3. …in fact, spend as much time as you can telling people that this girl is the prettiest person ever. Even try to get her nose.

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4. Then you should just stare at her with want/need/love.

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5. Become a football player

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6. While everyone in your glee club performs a y number, sit back and hang out with the pretty girl.

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7. Get up close and personal with the new, cute foreign exchange student when you’ve only met a few minutes ago

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8. Try to get other girls to wear your clothes so you don’t have to imagine it anymore.

 

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9. Sing a lesbian duet with your best girl friend. Make sure to get really close to her and your lips during it.

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10. Join a club that only has one member: the prettiest girl you have ever met.

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The end.