Random scribbles #1

*Based on real life events, not.*

 

 

Nayeon: W-where are we? Why is it dark? I can't see........

 

Jeongyeon: Don't worry Nayeonnie, I can give you something that will surely light up your world.

 

 

Nayeon: Is it your love? Yieeeee *gigles*

 

 

Jeongyeon: Hell no. What do you think of my love? Streetlight? Here, take your eye-glass. Wear it so you can see. Tsk. 

 

Nayeon: Ohhh.

 

Sana: But seriously, where are we?

 

Momo: Are we still on Earth?

 

Chaeyoung: Unnies, I'm scared.. :(

 

*Mina hugs Chaeng*

 

Mina: Don't worry, Mina-unnie is here.

 

*awkward silence*

 

TWICE: ......

 

Mina: What?

 

Tzuyu: Ehrm, I think we're no longer in Earth..

 

Dahyun: How can you say that? (Paano mo nasabi?)

 

 

Tzuyu: Simple, look.. *points finger*

 

 

Jihyo: Oh! Oh! I got your point. There's no traffic, air is not polluted, politicians are not corrupt, no garbage around, no crimes, no killings, no-----

 

 

Dahyun: Eeeeeeeh stop!

Nayeon: Really Jihyo?

Sana: Are you high?

 

Tzuyu: You said too much Unnie. I was only referring to that sign board which says, "THIS IS NOT EARTH, MORON."

 

Jihyo: Ohh.

 

 

Then Chaeyoung started shaking (NP: Harlem Shake XD). Shaking intensifies.

 

TWICE: Chaeng, are you okay?

 

Mina: Let's kneel and pray for Chaeng!

 

They all kneel down. Bright light came out of Chaeyoung's eyes. She float in the air with her arms wide spread

 

Chaeyoung: (In a man's voice) Paper...

 

 

They all panic.

 

 

Jeongyeon: One whole?

 

Jihyo: Maybe just one half?

 

Sana: No, just one fourth. Let's save trees!

 

Tzuyu: Crosswise?

 

Nayeon: Lenghtwise?

 

TWICE: WHAT PAPER??!

 

Chaeyoung: (In man's voice) ANY PAPER!!!

 

Dahyun: We don't have a paper, are we gonna have a quiz?

 

Mina: I have tissue here. It's still paper, right?

 

Sana: But it's just a tissue. I think tissue is just a tissue.

 

 

TWICE: ....

 

Sana: What?

 

Chaeyoung: (In man's voice) Tissue will do..

 

 

Mina gave her the tissue.

 

Chaeyoung: (In man's voice)

 

In my eyes I can see the future

But this I can only feature

By drawing you a picture

(She bit her thumb and it bled)

 

And now I will begin

But before that do me somthin'

Silence is all I'm askin'

 

She started writing

 

Nayeon: 🤔

Jeongyeon: 😐

Momo: 😑

Sana: 😶

Jihyo: 🙄

Mina: 😥

Dahyun: 🤐

Tzuyu: 😪

 

 

Silence

 

 

 

Silence

 

 

Silence

 

 

 

And after 1234567890 years, Chaeyoung fell down and the light in her eyes were gone. They helped her up.

 

Mina picked up the tissue.

 

Mina: *gasp*

 

Nayeon took it from her.

 

Nayeon: *inhales sharply*

 

 

Momo and Sana peaked

 

Momo and Sana: *shocked*

 

Jihyo rabbed the tissu

Jihyo: *speechless*

 

Dahyun look at it

 

Dahyun: *fainted*

 

Finally, Tzuyu took the tissue

 

 

Tzuyu: Really? A straight line?? -_-

 

 

Chaeyoung: The man who possesed me was left handed, I am right handed. We were fighting inside

 

 

TWICE: ....

 

 

Chaeyoung: What?.....But this is not just a straight line. So we can go back to Earth, we need to find a legendary blue bird which always tweet. It's rare a hard to find but we have to if we want to go back.

 

 

Jeongyeon: Wow, so much for a straightline.

 

 

Jihyo: Yes, sometimes there are things that when you look at were just irrelevant but you'd soon realize that they are very impor---

 

 

Tzuyu: Sooo let's go find this blue bird that tweets, I want to go home.

 

 

Jihyo: Guys, I still talk---

 

 

Nayeon: Yes, let's go!!

 

 

Jihyo: Sometimes there are little things that we take for granted and we--

 

 

TWICE: Where are we going? 

 

TWICE: To the blue bird that tweets!

 

TWICE: Where are we going?

 

 

Jihyo: Guys wait! Dahyun still unconscious here

 

 

 

 

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