(Not a pickup line just great joke)

I'm going to a farm.

(Oh, why?) 

To pick up chicks 

Are you rain? because you've made me wet

I heard you were looking for something interesting to do. I'm something interesting, why don't you do me?

Imma treat you like a preacher's fist and slam you on the table

Are you a gun? I'll pull the trigger, we'll go BANG!

me gently with a chainsaw (sorry....i had to, and I know it's not intended as a pickup line....)