stolen with permission from milkia 

@Taehyung_Rose :D

[x] – You like cheese.
[] – You hate peanuts. (I LOVE PEANUTS)
[x] – You agree that this quiz is random.
[x] – You have farted today. (indeed i have)
[x] – You have choked on something.
[x] – You are a writer. (lmao sure)
[] – You smoke
[x] – You like to swim.
[] – You have farted more than once today. (idk)
[x] – You like ice cream. (minT chOCOLATE CHIP FTW)

TOTAL SO FAR =7

[x] – You have lied more than 10 times. 
[] – You are an only child.
[] – You have more than 3 pets. (i had a fish but it died. truly tragic.)
[x] – You prefer water to other drinks.
[] – You are an alcoholic.
[x] – You are under 20 years old.
[] – You are over 25 years old.
[] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[] – You like jewelry.
[] – Your favorite music genre is rock.

TOTAL SO FAR =10 

[] – You weigh more than 140 lbs.
[] – You like pirates.
[x] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something. 
[x] – You take a prescription drug every day. (as of now yes)
[] – You have a job.
[x] – You live with your parents.
[] – You like to eat eggs.
[] – You have a religion.
[x] – You dress stranger than other people.

TOTAL SO FAR =14

[] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] – You have eaten something odd before.
[] – You are bad at math.
[x] – You like electronics.
[x] – Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week. (all the time oops)
[x] – You cuss a lot. (when said thing pisses me off)
[] – You believe in aliens.
[] – You play video games.
[] – You have low self-esteem. (:/)
[] – You carry a purse.

TOTAL SO FAR =18

[x] – You like fire.
[] – You have fainted or passed out before.
[] – You have a high school diploma.
[x] – You live in America.
[] – You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[x] – You consider yourself a nerd.
[] – You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] – You are a conspiracy theorist.
[] – You sleep in the .
[x] – You will tag people to do this. (Taehyung_Rose aka gus, my best blog friend)

TOTAL SO FAR =22

[] – You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] – You own a stuffed animal.
[x] – You like watermelon.
[] – You live in Europe.
[] – You have a for something.
[x] – You fidget a lot.
[x] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[] – You won’t re-post this quiz. (?)
[x] – You have your own personal computer and don’t share one.
[] – You have a brother.

TOTAL SO FAR =27

[x] – You can cook well. (...i haven't burned any food item in weeks so that's pretty good i guess)
[] – You like to party.
[x] – You are a bad dancer.
[] – You are a professional dancer. (alright joke's over everyone go home)
[] – You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[] – You have a friend that you think is crazy. (i'm the friend people think is crazy)
[x] – You have under 10 good, close friends.
[x] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] – You have run away from something. (my responsibilities lmfao that's what i'm doing rn)
[] – You have watched the movie: “X Men 3”

TOTAL SO FAR =32

[] – You like to mix soft drinks together. (no.)
[x] – You have done an odd experiment.
[x] – People have stared at you oddly in public. (just last night, in fact)
[x] – Your grandmothers are still alive.
[] – You have a step-mom or dad.
[] – You hate to be tagged.
[] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months. [yall what's da] (i second that)
[] – You have a dA subscription. (oh deviantart)
[] – Your hair is brown. Natural color. (black to the blackest black)
[x] – You love to eat candy. (yes i do that's why halloween is smth to be anticipated)

TOTAL SO FAR =36

[x] – You have dressed up for Halloween.
[x] – You love cats. (AND DOGS!!)
[] – You got this survey from www.FunQuizNotes.com
[x] – You have a quirky personality.
[] – You are a coffee addict.
[x] – You live near a body of water.
[] – You have had a toothache.
[] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.
[] – You use the term: “Epic Fail”.

GRAND TOTAL =40

Add up your total score and post a status like this: “I’m a (Write your answer here)”

0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = e.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish. (no wonder i thought there was something... fishy about myself.)
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = y as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla. 
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty maniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton’s big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanity