lolol my first blog post is legit about me in the way of a hurricane

I legit hate Florida with a burning passion, but it's ability to attract hurricanes is seriously getting old. I wasn't born here but I've lived here long enough to have experienced enough hurricanes for my lifetime honestly.

They said that inland Florida (aka Orlando where I am) would not get hit too hard, now I wake up to see that Irma decided to pull a fast one and is heading STRAIGHT FOR MY OMG

Send help please guys before my cheap house blows over 

(jk dont do that I honestly don't care anymore I hope Irma picks my up and sweeps me away)