Written by: SAPPHiREDREAMs

1. I’m your bestest guy friend. Therefore, I think I have dibs.

2. No one knows you better than I do.

3. Except maybe yourself. Maybe.

4. No one knows me better than you do.

5. Except Donghae probably. Sigh.

6. We’re the two best dancers in the whole world.

7. DANCING COUPLE FTW!

8. A lot of people already approve of us! (Also called “shipping” us.)

9. I even have Siwon’s blessing.

10. Taeyeon said that I’d be the best guy for you, and even Leeteuk thinks you’re a great kid and could tame me and my mischievous ways. Whatever that means.

11. Your mom loves me!

12. I’m a total romantic.

13. I treat you better than any other girl.

14. Not counting the times I tease and mess with you. Hehe.

15. I’m super hot and desirable.

16. I also have amazing abs.

17. You’re probably laughing as you’re reading this right now.

18. I can make you laugh; I know you love a good sense of humor. (COUGH me COUGH)

19. We’ve known each for twelve years already.

20. Tiffany keeps bugging me to man up and ask you out. It’s annoying.

21. I secretly let you beat me our last dance battle.

22. So I care for you.

23. I hate when other guys even look at you. Those sick erts...

24. I’m totally your ideal type. You took the “posh, sophisticated” part out, right?

25. I know all of your secrets.

26. Like how you once had the tiniest crush on Donghae.

27. That made me pissed off for a straight week...

28. I’d protect you from other unworthy males who try to hit on you.

29. Oh, and Lee Soo-man approves. What better approval do you need?

30. We’ve already kissed before.

31. Even though it was a total accident. Um...

32. I think you’re the most beautiful person ever.

33. And the most perfect.

34. Our couple name rocks. HYOHYUK. I don’t even care that your name’s first!

35. We’re meant to be, according to Sooyoung.

36. So again, everyone approves of us.

37. Our psychotic fanbases aside, of course...

38. When you’re having a bad day, you can just beat me up.

39. But please, can you punch my right arm from now on? My left one is so bruised from you...

40. I’m a great kisser. Admit it~

41. I’d dye my hair back to blonde just for you.

42. I’ll confess something--I have a little mini spazz attack whenever I see you.

43. I think you look beautiful in just a T-shirt and shorts.

44. OH MY GOD, THAT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE ERTED, HYOYEON, I SWEAR.

45. I’ll change my stingy ways for you and pay on the first date.

46. I’ll also get rid of all my . PROMISE!

47. My mom approves of you too! Go Moms!

48. You’re the only girl who can insult me and get away with it.

49. I just...I can’t get mad at you.

50. You love me.

51. I love you.

52. Crap, this went over fifty. Stupid freaking thought process...

Hi, Hyoyeon, this is Donghae. Please go out with Hyukjae already. He’s like a desperate pathetic puppy and it makes me a little sick. Thanks!

Wrote this some random day a while ago and never showed you all.

Have a good day/night/afternoon/whatever♥