So hey everyone. I'm back.

I realize I never shared anything much about myself before. So if anyone cares, here goes:

I'm a seafarer by profession so, I go missing a lot. When I'm out of the loop I'm super out of the loop. ^^; I'm gone for months on end and when I back I have to catch up with family members, world issues, music, tv shows, literally everything. Being at sea is like a being carried off to Oz. And we're out there forever. 

And now on top of that now... I'm a new mom. Like to actual human babies.  

Geez. I'm still kind of wrapping my head around the fact that I now get to decide when someone else gets to have juice now. It's a pretty ing heavy responsibility

Oh yeah and I did say BABIES... as in PLURAL. 

Like...I had twins ya'll. A boy and a girl. They're fraternal. My son has my exact same face and my daughter is their father. It's wild. *giggles nervously* 

As of my writing this they're 8 months old, but they're the size of either large 1 year olds or small 2 year olds. If anyone is interested in all the grusome details of their birth, let me know in the comments, and I'll make a blog post about it later. I'll even post pictures of them for you guys. Not to brag or anything, but I'm a super proud mom. My little guy is already walking and his big sister knows three words. I'm really worried that they're growing and developing so quickly just to try and get away from me faster. 

Oh well, all the more reason to enjoy them at this stage while I can. I guess. 

So there's the summary of between 2014 and now. I've been at sea mostly. And now I'm a mom. 

At least now that I'm back on the mainland I'll have more time to post. Because guys; incase you were wondering: My stories aren't dead. Not a one of them. I even convinced one of my seafaring buddies to write connecting pieces with me. Her username on here is Gianthead31. She's kind of awesome. But she's also an . Well, to me at least. 

If you know her and you've read her Hyosung story, you recognize the foriegn characters from my story Block Bangin'...which I really wish I had titled differently now(T_T). But anyway, yeah. We had been planning our stories together for a while before I got drafted into my company. But once I was gone, I was just going. And now you know why we both update like . 

So if you're still hanging in there, it's all still coming, and if you're not... can't really say we blame you. But there is more to come from us. 

And here's a hint for all you faithfuls that are sticking with us: The Hyosung in my Drabbles is the same Hyosung in both her stories. 

I'll be seeing you guys.

And remember... >>Be BRUTAL<<

How else am I gonna learn?