Now I'm banned from Walmart 😡😡😡
I just received this e-mail.
Dear  (add your name)
Over the past two months you have caused quite a commotion in our store .. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban you from our stores. Complaints against you are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.
1. May 15: You took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. May 20: You set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. May 27: You made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the woman's restroom.
4. June 4: You went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
5. June 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. June 20: When a clerk asked if they could help you, you began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' EMTs were called..
7. June 25: Looked right into the security camera in the fishing section and used it as a mirror while you picked your nose.
8. June 30: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.
9. July 3: You hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through he yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'
10. July 5: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, you assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN
11. July 10: You went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, and then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here.' One of the clerks passed out.