I'm just a hell of a wacko

Who likes your crooked teeth

Who forgot how to even breath

When you told me to keep staring

You sent me a in' heart emoji

And told me 'don't worry babe haha'

You just replied to my pathetic- DM

I had no more blood left in my fingers

You said 'sorry for my ugly face'

As if I would give a or two

You're damn perfect from head to toe

Don't pretend like you don't know

You're the reason I danced alone

With no pants on in a dark living room

I wanted so bad to keep the conversation going

But it was too much I had to say good night

Then I flopped over onto the floor

Picked up the phone to read your reply

A heart emoji and a 'night sweety'

I was starting to feel very dizzy

But then, I stopped and think

You were never this fond of me

Wait, isn't this April Fool's eve?

You savage little piece of