I was reading a fanfic and a freaking spider decided to show up.

1. It was night (4 am) and the room was completely dark

2. The laptop was on my belly

3. The spider LITERALLY went across the keyboard at a HUGE speed

4. My first reaction was to slap the sh&t out of the keyboard and I nearly ruined my laptop

5. After I slapped him, I tried to fight with the blanket to get it off so I can throw the spider to the trash

6. I turned the lights on and the spider was GONE by then and I was freaking out really bad

7. *Imagine all the bed sheets flying everywhere*

8. I found him near my moms legs, crushed (I was sleeping with mom, btw and she didn't feel a thing lol)

9. I threw him out.

End of story.

Pfew.... boring I know, but that little fellow made my heart race more than a man ever did.

I'm gonna edit this when I get home. byeeee