Emotional Constipation and Spicy Toilet Adventures

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I just ate a plate of fiery pasta with jalapenos and watched the movie Flipped, and now my stomach's flipping and I am stuck in the bathroom and i decided it's the perfect time to post a blog AFTER A FLIPPING YEAR and i realized that my first blog post of 2017 (im happening to write it in the middle of Feb my sense of time) is going to be about how my is literally feeling like it's on fire like im not even shtting you rn (actually i am irl ._.) but yea i tend to talk and text and write like this irl with no periods so hello hi be friends with me i am a lifeless girl with an abnormal obsession for spicy foods and later ting them out it's not fun but the eating part while crying definitely is. does it make me weird that i like torturing myself with spices??? Like??? spice is good

 

okay let's face it, ting fire ain't the main reason I am writing a blog post at 2 AM. the problem is that,,,,

i somehow managed to snag myself the sweetest boyfriend and his brithday is nearing and i am scared less bc i am emotionally constipated and i dont know what to get him.. TT

so any tips or suggestions?

Like i tried writing him a oneshot bc i am a lifeless person who occasionally writes ty spiels of angst and he freaking made an AFF acc to read Blood Rose, but i kinda wanna do something more for him bc he legit memorized my period schedules and deals with all my mood swings. if i see one more candy bar on my locker i'll die. idk how he deals with me i am a walking disaster I HAVE NO IDEA WHY HE LIKES ME IN THE FIRST PLACE I AM SO EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED but any advice for a semi decent present???

If you're still reading this, hello have a good day. ♥

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921127_930309 #1
HE'S SO ING CUUUUUUUUTTTTEEEE!!!! HOW DO GUYS LIKE THAT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE,!!??! YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM ON AN AWESOME DATE, LIKE PAINTBALLING OR LASER TAG OR SOME HE LIKES COZ IDK WHAT HE LIKES. I only ever buy gifts for family and friends and I only ever give money or something close to what they like. Soooo you're kinda stuck on that one bud. I'm useless with gifts. MAKE HIM A SPICY BIRYANI AND CHALLENGE HIM TO SEE WHO CAN LAST THE LONGEST WITHOUT NEEDING TO TAKE A VOLCANIC . just sayin coz id do dat

Peace out bro
exocat15 #2
https://www.asianfanfics.com/story/view/1205764/on-the-art-of-gifting-fluff-mingyu-seventeen-meanie-wonwoo wonwoo basically has the same problem as you, maybe you can find some inspiration?
exocat15 #3
maybe something he likes or something he really wants? or something that reminds him of you
ZeAnonymousWriter #4
So hello xD lemme tackle the boyfriend question first, since i myself do not know him, i cant give you any ideas that would be good. I would rather make something that holds meaning for them than buy something like chocolates, ties or flowers (yes you can get flowers for your bf this is the 21st century stereotypes :))
I like to compare(?) the gift i give to the value at which i hold the person im giving it to.
Like, good person i like = good gift on the more expensive side.
ty person = ty gift.
Get what i mean?

Also, i totally get the crying while eating then burn your later on while ting. Like when the food is good, who cares if your nose is running and youre crying????

ALSO HELLO IM TIRED YET HERE I AM AWAKE :D

have a good ting session bae <3 xD
(p.s: have a good day too :D)
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