two days until valentine's day, i can't wait for all the discounted chocolate

1. Do you have a crush at the moment?
 i have an unrequited crush at all times (biases oh yes) but in real life, yes
2. Have you ever been deeply in love?
 no
3. Longest relationship you’ve ever been in?
 never been in one
4. Have you ever changed for someone?
 like, uh, myself. self-improvement, yeah?
5. How is your relationship with your ex? no ex. see no. 3
6. Have you ever been cheated on?
 i haven't been in a relationship
7. Have you ever cheated?
 for the last time, i have not been in a relationship
8. Would you date someone who’s well known for cheating?
 lol no
9. What’s the most important part of a relationship?
 communication
10. Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
 not flings
11. When you are dating someone do you believe in going on “breaks”?
 why not just, uh, "break" up?
12. How many people have you ever hooked up with?
 irl, zero. being randomly bias wrecked, multiple times
13. What’s one thing you regret saying/doing in a previous relationship?
 :/ i. have. been. in. no. relationships. 
14. What age do you think is appropriate for kids to start having ?
 when kids stop incessantly thinking about it
15. Do you believe in the phrase “age is just a number”?
 it is, but it's also a lot more than a number, which the phrase unfortunately doesn't cover
16. Do you believe in “love at first sight”?
 i can neither confirm nor deny it
17. Do you believe it’s possible to fall in love on the internet?
 uh?? watching music videos?? yes??
18. What do you consider a deal breaker?
 being fake
19. How do you know it’s time to end a relationship?
 if the good feeling you have when you're around that person turns into something more uncomfortable
20. Are you currently in a relationship? no. i don't mind staying that way tbh
21. Do you think people who have dated can stay friends?
 depends on how they broke up but i wouldn't put it past them
22. Do you think people should date their friends? if they're serious then yeah, i don't see a problem (much)
23. How many relationships have you had?
 oh my god, zero
24. Do you think love can last forever?
 it'll waver but... sure
25. Do you believe love can conquer all things?
 sorry, no. but it can conquer many things
26. Would you break up with someone your parents didn’t approve of?
 seeing that my parents are very rational people, i'd listen to their rationale before coming to a decision
27. If you could go back in time and give yourself one piece of advice about dating what would it be?
 ignoring the going back in time part, don't trust men (no offense but the guys i've dealt with were all s)
28. Do you think long distance relationships can work? 
maybe
29. What do you notice first about another person?
 eyes and either 1) wow they're tall or 2) wow they're short
30. Are you straight, bi, gay or panual?
 does it matter?
31. Would it bother you if your partner suffered from any mental illness?
 not really
32. Have you ever been in an abusive relationship?
 dear questionnaire, let me ask you this: have i ever been in a relationship?
33. Do you want to get married one day?
 maybe
34. What do you think about getting your partner’s name tattooed?
 uh, no
35. Could you be in a relationship without ?
 yessir
36. Are you still a ?
 again, does it matter?
37. What’s more important: Looks or personality?
 personality but looks play a factor too
38. Do you enjoy love films?
 i prefer something with action but if there's a romantic sideplot i'm fine with that
39. Have you ever given anyone/received roses?
 no bc i don't spend like that, and no 
40. Have you ever had a valentine?
 i believe the answer to this is no xD
41. What’s your imagination of a “perfect date”?
 going (window) shopping
42. Have you ever read “Romeo & Juliet”?
 yeah, wasn't my favorite shakespeare piece. i prefer macbeth, which probably says something about me xD but a midsummer night's dream is a hilarious play, 10/10 would recommend
43. What’s more important: Your partner or your friends?
 mis amigos por supuesto
44. Would you consider yourself “romantic”?
 no, i'm quite blunt and i generally dislike skinship
45. Could you imagine to date one of your current friends?
 lol no
46. Have you ever been “friendzoned”?
 lol no
47. Which “famous couple” is your favorite?
 mingyu and wonwoo OR soonyoung and jihoon, i can't choose
48. What’s your favorite love song?
 idek
49. Have you ever broken someone’s heart?
 i don't believe so
50. If you’re single, why do you think you are?
 honestly speaking i'm not an extremely lovable person compared to others irl which makes the friends i have all the more important to me
51. Would you rather date someone who’s rich but a douchebag or someone who’s poor but a nice guy?
 the nice one, see above for the personality vs looks question
52. Are you good at giving other people advices regarding dating/ relationships?
 uh... no not really
53. Are you jealous of couples when you’re single?
 it just makes me wish my otp was real *cough* soonhoon *cough*
54. How important is it to make a relationship official (p.e. on facebook)?
 about as important as updating any other status 
55. Would you consider yourself “clingy”, “overly attached” or “jealous”?
 usually, no
56. Have you ever “destroyed” a relationship?
 no, haven't been in one
57. Do you think it’s silly to consider suicide because of a broken heart?
 i'm not answering this
58. Are you the “dominant” or the “submissive” part in a relationship?
 once this stuff emerges, the relationship is ending. we're equal
59. Have you ever forgotten important dates like your partner’s birthday or your anniversary?
 i've forgotten friends' and felt terrible
60. What’s your opinion on open relationships?
 as in...? not sure what open relationships is referring to so defer to answer
61. Who’s more important: Your partner or your family?
 family
62. How do you define “cheating”? emergence of unfaithfulness/dishonesty
63. Is watching while being in a relationship inappropriate? 
 probably
64. Do you think Valentine’s Day is overrated?
 yes. but i won't condemn it bc discounted chocolate
65. Would you consider yourself a “cuddler”?
 lol no