~Was Asked To Do It By Mina~

Have pubic hair for teeth OR teeth for pubic hair? 

CHEEZUZ FREAKING HEIST! IT'S A WILD FROM THE START! 

-Teeth for pubic hair might be painful, especially when you sit, so I'll have to go with the first one~

Use sandpaper for toilet paper OR vinegar for eye drops?

Welp, I hate my and I want my eye-sight to be decent~ (Otherwise how am I suppose to stalk people ( ͡⚆ ͜ʖ ͡⚆))

-Sandpaper for toilet paper

bricks OR puke slugs?

Die pooping or become Ron? (Asking the real questions here~) But slugs are ew, and poop is normal for me~ (If poop isn't normal for you, please see a doctor asap)

-Die pooping it is~

Have no knees OR no elbows?

 Without knees I can't go places and without elbows I can't reach places. But then again I'm a lazy cookie, I don't move.

-No knees

Eat a bowl of once OR have explosive diarrhoea for the rest of your life?

WHAT IS WITH THESE QUESTIONS AND ?! This was easy~ It's "once" against "rest of my life" and I still have a couple of years so...

-Eat a bowl of ~  (They didn't specify the size so I'm eat out of a thimble size one ಠ‿↼)

Have something in your eye OR need to sneeze but never be able to, for a year?

I ALWAYS HAVE MY FREAKISH LONG SINGLE (No, it doesn't want to mingle. shoo) EYELASH IN MY EYE EVERYDAY

-Need to sneeze~

Be a dragon OR have a dragon?

HAVE A DRAGON! MWAHAHA I CAN MAKE IT ROAST PEOPLE! IMAGINE THE BURNS THAT'LL COME OUT OF IT'S MOUTH~ (If you don't get this, ಥ_ಥ .)  //rides off on the dragon to roast M's because I wuv her//

-Have a dragon

Have with a goat, but no one would know OR not have with one, but everyone would think you did?

//Capricorn so is technically a goat// Um welp, the latter cuz boi I don't wanna have with anybody. Think whatever you want. I'll slap you with my pillow~ <3

-Not have ...

Be really hairy all over your body and not be able to shave OR not have one hair anywhere?

I'm sorry but i'm already accused of behaving like a monkey, I don't want to look like one too. 

-Not have one hair anywhere

Be rich and ugly OR poor and good looking?

Pah, BE RICH AND UGLY! Being ugly is nothing new here~ mwaha~ What's the use of being good looking if you can't financially support the people and things you love?! (No, even if you do become a model you'd still be poor so shush. R . I C. H)

-Be rich and ugly

Always have to say everything on your mind OR never speak again?

My mind is filled some pretty weird thoughts so //coughs// I can just write what I want to say //sweats//

-Never speak again

Be able to turn invisible OR be able to fly?

If I could fly, I could come visit you sheeplings AND I CAN JUST WATCH ANY OPEN AREA CONCERT WITHOUT HAVING TO BUY TICKETS ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

-Fly

Be 3 feet shorter OR 3 feet taller?

I DONT WANT TO LOSE MY HEIGHT SO TALLER I WILL GROW

-3 feet taller

Have one wish granted now OR 3 wishes granted in ten years?

Honestly, I just want one wish now and I'll just wish that whatever I wish for will come true until I die~ ( ◉◞౪◟◉) //evil laughter// 

-One wish

a smelly man's armpit OR chew on his rotten toe nail?

ERROR! ERROR! HYO'S MIND HAS SHUTDOWN!

Be buried alive OR stranded at sea?

I CAN'T SWIM TO SAME FOOD (Yas, even though I live on an Island I can't. Shush~ //throws a pillow at you//)

-Be buried alive

See into the future OR change the past?

Um, welp. 

-Seeing the future

Speak every language in the world fluently OR be the best in the world in one area of your choosing?

DO I EVEN HAVE TO COMMENT ON THIS?!

-SPEAK EVERY LANGUGE IN THE WORLD FLUENTLY (I'm coming for you Bangtan~ )

Spend five years in solitary confinement in prison and become rich OR never go to prison but never become rich?

EVEN IF I'M CRAZY I DON'T WANT A CRIMINAL RECORD! I DON'T WANT MONEY THAT MUCH!

- Second one

Always have to tell the truth OR always lie?

TRUTH BABY~~ I'M SORRY BUT HELL IS MORE SCARY THAN YOUR WRATH!

-Truthy truthttitty truth~

Live in the Harry Potter universe OR the Pokémon universe?

Pokemon~? HAVE MORE ANIMALS TO BE SCARED OF?!

-HARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY POOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTER (Yu iz a wizard, Hyo~)

Be in Antarctica OR wear a snow suit in the desert?

My comfort isn't worth the  public humiliation I'd get in Antartica.

-Snow suit in le hot desert~

Spend 5 years in prison for something you didn't do OR ten years for something you did?

MATH! ALL WE NEED IS MATH! DO THE MATHS HERE! HOW LONG DO YOU WISH TO BE AWAY FROM KPOP?

-Spend 5 years...

Discover a cure for cancer OR find out once and for all if God was real?

I'M SORRY BUT CURING CANCER IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN REALIZING SOMETHING FOR ONLY MYSELF!

-Cure for cancer (If only I could~)

For Guys: Have a -sized OR a -sized ?

SHOULD I BE GLAD I'M A FEMALE? (ц｀ω´ц*)

For Girls: Have nostrils that look like s OR a that looks like a nostril?

I'M NOT GLAD THAT I'M A FEMALE (⋟﹏⋞) The one that's least exposed to the public

-The second one~

Always be slightly over-dressed OR always be slightly under-dressed?

SHOW MORE OR LESS OF THIS POTATO TO THE WORLD~

-Over-dressed~

Have a saw-off shotgun OR a flame-thrower, in a zombie apocalypse?

 FLAMES ARE KINDA COOL AND REALLY PWETTY

-Flame0throwe-

Pee yourself in public OR yourself in private, but have to wait three hours to clean it up?

OMFG! THE HELL?! 

I'M NOT ANSWERING THIS!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THESE QUESTIONS?!

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?!

HUH?!

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS ISH! 

YOU KNOW WHAT?!

I... would pee myself in public. 

And the worst of all...

Watch your parents have for the rest of your life OR join in once to stop it?

//rushes off to puke//

This question is honestly too much (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I guess I would have to watch them cuz joining them is just freaking ew! 

-first one

THAT'S IT!

Credit- Google (Found by Mina)

IMMA GET YOU FOR THIS MINA!