U THIRSTY (PLEASE READ

 

So there is this boy I talk to and he is extra thirsty . Here is the story .

   So he ended up going out with one of my besties . Then unexpectedly on the 3rd 4th-ish day they broke up right 
    Then right after  their break up he ended up going to another girl he became desperate for  ( which he was trying to date while still dating my bestie )that lasted a few days 
   So then our dance was coming up and he ended up dumping that girl to go with my other friend to the dance .
     You would think this is the end 
  Nope. The day of the dance came and at the dance there was a twerk  line and he was in between it and even though he had a date he tried humping a girl and got a and tried twerking (ThotBox Alert ) .
 
  And you know what's funny he thinks he bigger and badder than me so one day  in the lunch line he says "You talk too much "
   and I said " I know thanks for reminding me , and you  talk to little probably  because your mouth is sore from on all that  ." Then everyone was like
   " Ooooooohhhhhhh , SNAP ! A BI BESTABE SNAPPING, U WANT SOME ICE FO DAT BURN BIH ." Then the hoe was like .
   " You ." Then I went 
   " You swallow choke and digest bih ." Everyone was dying , one kid even said " Her comeback snatched ma hairline ." Then I was joking with him and I was like " A hairline , you mean  the thing thotie wished he had ." That boy died of laughter.

Moral of the story : Men sometimes are thirsty , and don't try me or I will end your life .#THUGLIFE 

Comments

You must be logged in to comment
CARMELLA291100
#1
Haha.. What the.
melxxx #2
What...
LOLOLOLOL
#ded
I can't rlly roast like that honestly
Like I can roast, just not like that