U THIRSTY (PLEASE READ
So there is this boy I talk to and he is extra thirsty . Here is the story .
So he ended up going out with one of my besties . Then unexpectedly on the 3rd 4th-ish day they broke up right
Then right after their break up he ended up going to another girl he became desperate for ( which he was trying to date while still dating my bestie )that lasted a few days
So then our dance was coming up and he ended up dumping that girl to go with my other friend to the dance .
You would think this is the end
Nope. The day of the dance came and at the dance there was a twerk line and he was in between it and even though he had a date he tried humping a girl and got a and tried twerking (ThotBox Alert ) .
And you know what's funny he thinks he bigger and badder than me so one day in the lunch line he says "You talk too much "
and I said " I know thanks for reminding me , and you talk to little probably because your mouth is sore from on all that ." Then everyone was like
" Ooooooohhhhhhh , SNAP ! A BI BESTABE SNAPPING, U WANT SOME ICE FO DAT BURN BIH ." Then the hoe was like .
" You ." Then I went
" You swallow choke and digest bih ." Everyone was dying , one kid even said " Her comeback snatched ma hairline ." Then I was joking with him and I was like " A hairline , you mean the thing thotie wished he had ." That boy died of laughter.
Moral of the story : Men sometimes are thirsty , and don't try me or I will end your life .#THUGLIFE
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