〔 △ things that happened at college orientation
i just got back from an overnight college orientation yall it was so much better than i expected.
( o n e ) was put into a group with james + emily aka the coolest people ever. james said "dope" and "awesome" and "bomb" a lot and also kept saying emily was his girlfriend, which she neither confirmed nor denied.
( T W O ) was in a group with a bunch of artsy kids and like a few people who wanted to be life coaches. asked them if they wanted to fix my life, they said maybe.
( T H R E E ) drank water from a plastic cup and struggled to fit it into the tiny recycling hole.
( F O U R ) ran into a super pretty husky named nova while touring the women's resource center and the lgbtq+ resource center. nova kept howling every time emily spoke because she wanted attention she was so cute. and then we asked her owner if we could pet her and he said go ahead, and i almost cried. "i'm gonna cry... college is gonna be great solely because of her" — me, 2k16.
( F I V E ) got distracted by a butterfly around emily's shoes as a group and named him howard.
( S I X ) took a group photo by the panther statue, as per tradition.
( S E V E N ) had dinner ( p good, pork somethin' mashed potatoes and veggie gravy, quinoa and squash and wild rice thing, and green bean casserole ) made my own salad ( which was bomb. omg, i'm sounding like james ) and then proceeded to drop my mint cupcake onto my salad. and then almost dropped my replacement cupcake.
( E I G H T ) still ate my cupcake salad. the mint frosting really helped to enhance the leafy and healthy flavors of the salad.
( N I N E ) saw the student leader staff put on a bunch of plays and skits that were lit, including angio going up in drag and poppin that booty.
( T E N ) went on stage with them to sing the panther fight song ( our sports theme ).
( E L E V E N ) had a wild dance party with all the kids at orientation. dropped it down so low that i couldn't get back up. a cute boy grinded his all over me and i literally screamed. i danced with cute girls. i can no longer feel my legs.
( T W E L V E ) learned ballet and yoga at like one am. almost did the splits, stretched my legs out.
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