Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces him self to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing infront of him, all clen and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless clean, so was the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey breakfast is on the stove, i left early to go shopping, love you"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and a morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.

Marty asks "son. what happened last night?"

His son says "well, you came home after 3am .. drunk and delirious, broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a blackeye when you stumbled into the door."

Confused, marty asks "so, why is everything in order and so clean? and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies "oh that! mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, (dont think bad thoughts neh ?? ^^) you said "lady, leave me alone! im married .."

awww !! :3 .. what a faithfull husband !! 

i wish i'll have one too in the future !! XDD