SJ UFO Replies to ELF:

ELF: O love KangTeuk the most!

Eunhyuk: EunHae!

Kyuhyun: KyuTeuk! or Kyuhyuk, KyuHae, KangKyu, KyuMin!

ELF: What's oppa's religion?

Heechul: Against Siwon.

Kyuhyun: Against Heechul...

Heechul: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?!

Kyuhyun: Hyung~

ELF: I love you Donghae oppa!

Donghae: I love you too girl!

Kyuhyun: Stop being player hyung!

ELF: Can't sleep. -_-

Ryeowook: Can't sleep?

ELF: yes, can't sleep...

Kyuhyun: What does that got to do with me?...

ELF: oppa. I failed at the volleyball tes.. >_<

Sungmin: It's alright. you just need to be good at other subjects...

ELF: oppa, tomorrow the grade card will come out, should I hide it away?

Kyuhyun: Just rip it and throw it immediately.

ELF: keke~ I'm so tired.

Ryeowook: I love you~ ^^

ELF: You're so handsome that I can't let you go... please teach me to break up with you. >_<

Kyuhyun: There is no way to do it

ELF: oppas had gone to bed, have you enter dreamland yet?

Donghae: I'm preparing to enter dreamland now so see you in my dreams? ^^

ELF:Do you like leader oppa? or ELF?

Sungmin: actually, I like leader hyung more!.. because I love ELF. :)

ELF: ELF ♥ SJ oppa! I miss you to death!

Kyuhyun: Don't die!

ELF: Donghae oppa, why are you so cool like that?

Yesung: I'm even coller than that!...

ELF: recently, oppas are getting too cool.

Kyuhyun: no. no. I'm very cute.

ELF: Is it true that Sungmin oppa is a vampire? Fans are the only one getting old.

Sungmin: Uh!!. you got me!

ELF: Kyuhyun oppa your double eye-lids are made very naturally, you're amazing.

Kyuhyun: I think so too. Haha~ I'm so amazing.

ELF: the most handsome man on earth is Kyuhyun.

Kyuhyun: I know~

ELF: do you want to become my boyfriend?

Sungmin: Heebum-ah! they're calling you.

ELF: I'm at the hair salon now but it's so boring..boring...please play with me.

Kyuhyun: Do i look like a free person who will play with you when you are bored? How do you know it?

ELF: oppa, I want some hot rice cake.

Kyuhyun: why don't you go get some?

ELF: I don't know where to get one! buy me some!

Kyuhyun: actually, no. you'll get fat.

ELF: My Evil, please REPLY me!

Kyuhyun: WHat did you mean by EVIL? Me? Ya! I'm definetly an angel of beauty!

ELF: *singing Marry U* Will marry me Yongwoon?

Kyuhyun: What about me?

ELF: Ryeowook oppa, will you cook for me?

Kyuhyun: He's KYUsitter! he is mine!

ELF: Hae oppa, plaese teach me how to dance.

Kyuhyun: teach you how to destroy the stage?

ELF: Hae oppa, can you go to a musical with me?

Kyuhyun: Sorry I can't go~

ELF: Hae oppa, can I think about you?

Kyuhyun: No! think about me!

ELF: Yesung oppa, your y voice is the best! I was melting when I heard your voice.

Kyuhyun: LIAR! If you melted, you'd be dead now!

ELF: oppa! I can't stand to see you with other girls! I'm dead!

Kyuhyun: God bless you in heaven~

ELF: I can't sleep because of those mosquitos. please teach them a lesson!

Donghae: send me their names and addresses! I'll teach them a lesson!

ELF: did you read my letter?

Leeteuk:. Of course...

ELF: I didn't send you one.. :D

 

haha~

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