Okay so

I don't really have friends here, but I wanted to share this because it's kinda funny.

A /lot/ of people seem to think that I'm gay.

Like, a lot of girls slide in my dms and try to flirt with me

A girl in my asked if I was bi because I dressed well (???? Girl you need to study your stereotypes because that's weird???)

Even my dad thinks I'm gay
Like
I told my dad I wanted to get a piercing
And he said "I'm not necessarily against it, I just want to know if it has a meaning. Like... When guys get their right ear pierced, it means they're... Well... You must know the word... Homoual." (He really said it like that)
Then he said
"I don't want you to be part of the clan of the girls with a nose piercing..."

Honestly I'm sitting over here, holding in my giggles.
People think I'm a lesbian because I wear button downs with bowties and have short hair