FACT: When idols turn 20, they transfer into smoking hot human beings.

Specifically going to be typing about the '93, '94, '95 and '96 line that are going to be freaking hot in the next 3-4 years.

FICTION: When I turn 20, I'm going to a be a smoking hot human being. 

/jawdrop. I know right, now that you have thought about it and I have your attention- you have most definitely realised that something magical happens when idols turn 20- or when people in general turn 20. They become bloody gorgeous. O-O Well to me they do, most of them. :P 

THEY'RE ALLOWED TO GAIN MUSCLE, do the -walk, show everyone what they are made of!

Okay, so I'm going to focus on a handful of idols that I'm mainly interested on keeping an eye out for their transformations, the other idols that I have not mentioned, I either do not know of them, or they just haven't interested me enough:

IU, L.Joe, Sungjong, Chunji, Minzy, Sohyun Dongho, Ricky and Changjo.

To start it off- the lovely cutie- IU!

She's already cute, you say?

WELL LINGER NO FURTHER. She's going to be sooooooooo y when she turns 20, her cute charm will wear off and she will become cute and y without failure. 

The reason is because she has that allure all over her! 

Remember that! Just imagine how many hearts she has to break when she turns 20, she says she wants to get married instead of dating someone for a long time. I believe she will. ^^

To Yoseob. or Taeyang. mwuhuhahahaha.

Three cheers for y IU~ 

 

 

 Next person- L.JOE! Otherwise known as Lee Byunghun. ^^

This kid will have a girlfriend sooner than you girlies/boys will know it, because when he hits 20- he's allowed to work out on his body non stop, without worrying about getting shorter... wait, that didn't even process in my head. TT_TT

Okay, well, he looks like a genuinely nice person and g-dragon fanboy. ♥ The guy seems like he has a solid personality, but what the would I know anyways. :P

Someone just give him a girlfriend for Christmas, please? Preferably Sohyun. (;

 Pretty please with a cherry tomato on top? 8)

 

 

Meanwhile... Sungjong is approaching the peak of his manliness, with all these controversies and annoying comments on his uality. If he was a homeual- I would love him more. ^_^ He would be pretty fun to hang out with, and if other idols cannot accept that, they can go kiss my .

See, he already got all the ladies. haha. But did I mentioned that he got totaled by Min from Miss A! TROLOLOLOL, it's in my previous blog.

Oh, but he is going to be a man. Seriously. 

Sungjong will be a beautiful man and I know it.

 

 

NOWWW, Chunji, Chunji, Chunji. *taps chin. He seems cocky to me. But I think he will grow up to be a womanizing, fairly decent steaming hot guy.

Man, this guy smiles too much. -facepalm- Aww man, he actually looks really nice with red hair. >D I feel bad about bad-mouthing him now.

He's also going to date some ulzzang on Hidden Track Romance. /coughs retardedly.

Toodle-ing-doo ulzzang-girl, you're going to get bombarded by fan girls/boys. /evilgrin 

 

Whose is that? It belongs to none other than M-I-N-Z-Y! THAT . OH DAT . Shake that jello ♫

She is going to be the bomb. man, no not Bom- as in Park Bom. I mean the bomb- terrorist kind of bomb. She's been rivaling Taemin in the number of pedos after them since 1994.

She will be the best of the '94 line transformations. :] It's a fact of the universe.

 

 

Crossing over to L.Joe's future girlfriend: SOHYUN~ 

I was gobsmacked when I found out her age when 4minute debuted. I was like "OHMYGOD, this is like Minzy all over again.", they were way too hot for their age. Seriously. I mean, they debuted at the age I am now. =.= 

Ljjang's/Angels are terribly subtle creatures...

bwahahahaha, just kidding. They went spastic over this match made in heaven. Holy , I just used a cliche.

/mentally punches self

You just have to accept the ultimate fact that Sohyun is adorable so--stop stop breaking my heart... ♫ (;<

 

 

DONGHO, my chipmunk fellow! This guy, was too hot in the man man han ni concept. On fire. Unberribable.

ing y, ahem, excuse my French. He just needs to gain more weight, he'll probably still look fine when he is chubby. *__*"

Thank you kiss-me's for introducing me to U-kiss. 8)

 

 

Ricky, this guy is going to turn out handsome as . Did you all watch Idol Star Athletics? /forever-wide-eyed-and-amazed-at-his-beauty.

I think it's his eyebrows.

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rofl~

ehehehehehe, he's also very cute.

 

 

 

LAST SPAZZ. I am a spastic fan girl right now, I think humanity is starting to drive me crazy, but it's just me. I'm driving myself cazy. I'M GOING CRAZY. Teen top style. But I don't even like Teen Top that much. I mean I do. But I don't. Confusing, right?

Moving on; Changjo... the magnae of Teen Top is super duper -imitates Viola from She's the man- cute.CUTE. KAWAII. KYOPTA. whatever language you speak.

Every time I see him in videos I'm like "NYWAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAHAHA " **unconscious from cuteness overload**

There is something about him, that just- maybe it is his squishiness, it just makes him so loveable. I'm a total er for guys with chubby cheeks and really cute-y wonderful luscious lips. (; And I want to give him a bear hug/man hug just as much as I want to tackle Hoya to the ground and hug him to death.

Your reaction is probably like:

 OOOkayy.

-scratches back of head- I'm normal. ehehehehe. I need to befriend Teen Top, get L.Joe on my side and we can take him down together. TT_TT Then he can be mine... naekko ha ja naege nol saranghae?~ OH ~ ♫

He can be my new bias along with Lee Jonghyun&Hoya, despite the fact that I do not have a bias list. Never did, never will.

Gosh, he's older than me by one year. This ain't normal.

Excuse my lack of grammar and fluidity. <3 I must insist that I haven't had enough of him, gosh -fans self-, I need to go run to the rooftop and scream at the top of my lungs now.

My excess of girliness needs to go away... eh eh eh eh ! ♫ @__________@

Dayuuuuuum, I just checked his profile- it says that he is 177cm. , he is tall for a 16 year old. Not as tall as that blonde guy from TSent. But damn. I'm 13cm shorter than him. /sweatdrop =="

Special mention: ZELO from mothereffing B.A.P (yeah, I just watched their mv) it's cool. But I'm waiting for their debut stage. *_* I'm a harsh person. LOL. HE IS EXACTLY MY AGE. AND IS ING TALLER THAN ME. BY A LOT. HOMFG. -cut's self... a piece of cake-

- I'm out. My self-esteem just went on a trip to Narnia. 

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Kaozumi #1
XD Can't wait for Dongho to turn 20!!!!