I saw my brother in Wal-Mart today buying a gift for his girlfriend... And so I stopped to talk to him, you know, as a cute little sister does. 

And I was asking the things he was buying for her...

Then he looks down at me (I'm 5'5" & my brother is 6'9" or so) & asks "What are you getting for /your/ boyfriend" (long pause) then he laughs and says "yeah right, you don't have a boyfriend!" 

So then I'm left thinking: "Dude... why would you say that?"

....

My brother is something...