Get to Know Me (stolen from stephhh-)

 

A) What does the last text you send say? And to whom?

YA STILL WANNA CALL TALK TONIGHT? (I SENT THIS TO MY BEST GIRLFRIEND. JUST TO ASK IF SHE WAS AVAILABLE FOR A PHONE TALK.) 

B) WHAT DOES THE LAST TEXT YOU RECEIVED SAY? FROM WHOM?
OK NOTE. (THAT WAS MY MOM AFTER  I TOLD HER WHAT TIME I'LL BE BACK FROM MY BESTIE'S HOUSE.)

C) WHAT TIME DO YOU WAKE UP MOST MORNINGS?
9 AM - 10 AM

D) ARE YOU AFRAID OF WALKING ALONE AT NIGHT?
IT DEPENDS ON THE PLACE. I CAN WALK ALONE AT NIGHT WITHOUT A CARE IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE.

E) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX AT THE END OF A STRESSFUL DAY?
WATCH ANIME. PLAY WITH MY PHONE. DO GRAPHICS. CHECK ON MY AFF ACCOUNT. WATCH MARKIPLIER / PEWDIEPIE / YOGSCAST AND SOME OLD FAVOURITES OF SOME VIDEOS I'VE SAVED AND LIKED. SOMETIMES, NAP AND CRY.

F) WHERE DID YOUR LAST KISS TAKE PLACE AND WITH WHOM?
WITH MY BEST GIRLFRIEND (BESTIE) I CALL HER KIM JJANG. I KISSED HER GOODBYE WHEN SHE SENT ME HOME FROM HER HOUSE LAST NIGHT.

G) DO/DID YOU GET INTO TROUBLE A LOT AT SCHOOL?
I DON'T. I'M A VERY GOOD GIRL. BUT RECENTLY, I'VE JUST GOT INTO TROUBLE FOR SHOUTING  AT THE WORST FAT ARSE DEAN OF MY FACULTY FOR SOME REALLY GOOD REASONS. AND I'M PROUD OF IT, BUT ALSO EMBARASSED ABOUT IT. OH WELL, WHATEVER.

H) DO YOU ENJOY YOUR JOB? IF UNEMPLOYED, ARE YOU CONTENT BEING SO?
I HAVE A JOB, AND I'M A SWIM COACH. I COACH CHILDREN HOW TO SWIM. THEY ARE A NIGHTMARE. BUT ALSO THEY ARE CUTE AT TIMES. WHATEVER IT IS, I DO ENJOY MY JOB. COZ IT IS RELAXING AND FUN. EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T PAY MUCH.

i) DO YOU OFTEN PICK UP ON DOUBLE ENTENDRES AND INNUENDOS?

I DO OFTEN DO THAT FOR SOME REASON. ONE, TO THOSE WHO ARE S. TWO, TO MY BESTIES BECAUSE THEY ARE A - LIKE ME. AND THREE, SOMETIMES BY MISTAKE. 

J) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN OFFERED DRUGS BUT DECLINED?
I'VE NEVER BEEN OFFERED BY ANYONE. BECAUSE I HAVE AN AURA OF SECURITY. NONE DARE STEP CLOSE TO MY TERRITORY. 

k) HAVE YOU EVER MET SOMEONE WHO HAS COMPLETELY ALTERED YOUR WAY OF THINKING?

NO. I'M USUALLY THE ONE WHO CHANGE MY WAY OF THOUGHT.

L) Have you ever been offered drugs and accepted?

I'VE NEVER BEEN OFFERED ANY. (REFER TO QUESTION J)

M) Tell us something weird that turns you on.

EVERYTHING WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD.

N) When did someone last admit romantic or ual feelings for you? Was the feeling mutual?

A FEW YEARS AGO. NO. I DON'T LIKE HIM. AND HE LIKES ME. THE END. 

O) What is something you have given a lot of thought to lately?

WHY AM I STILL SINGLE. COZ I KNOW. I'M AWESOME. (LAUGHS)

P) When did you last swallow your beliefs to avoid an argument or confrontation?

EVERYDAY. THIS IS LIFE. 

Q) Do you usually initiate hugs?

OF COURSE. UNLESS, SOMEONE IS FASTER.

R) Are you a very affectionate person?

NO. I CAN LOOSE AN INTEREST IN MATTER OF SECONDS IF I WANT TO. BUT WHEN I DO PAY ATTENTION TO SOMEONE, IT LAST FOREVER. 

S) Can you roll your own cigarettes?

I DON'T SMOKE. NEVER HAD, NEVER WILL. 

T) What are you looking forward to?

MY HUSBAND. 

U) Do you have any tattoos. Do you want any/more?

NO. NO.

V) Are you mentally strong?

I WOULD SAY THAT I AM. BUT WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT, I'M NOT. BUT MY FRIENDS SAY THAT I AM.

W) Are you physically strong?

IN THE WATER. YES. 

X) Do you think you’re a good person?

YES. AND I THINK I'M TOO KIND. .

y) NAME ONE THING YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ABOUT YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW.

MY FATTY STOMACH AND MUSCULAR ARMS. I WANT A BODY LIKE MISS PETITE.

Z) WHAT DO YOU USUALLY EAT FOR BREAKFAST?

EGGS WITH ANYTHING. AND DEFINITELY...  MUST HAVE COFFEE...
 

 

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itstosun
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OHMYGOD Z IS SO TOTALLY RELATABLE OUO