TO ALL OF YOU KPOPPERS, LISTEN UP

So hey guys, you probably don't know me but who cares? I'll be giving out some good knowledge to you. I'm serious, you don't even have to pay for this good .

It'll be regarding with someone I loath, hate, despise.

The malaysian scumbag (I'm not racist, I'm malaysian too);

Sam from the his ty band, Bunkface.

To all my malaysian buddies, you probably know who I'm talking about. Yes, it's him. 

You know why I hate him? He hates on what I love.

(K-Pop haters are everywhere sweetie, it's normal.)

He preaches on how much he hates it.

(Not the first time. It's not the first time.)

He used his fans to hurt my beloved idols.

(...burn him at the steak.)

I agree with y'all, burn him. With fire. You wanna know how he hurted them? Like I typed before, he used his fans. There was this award ceremony and , and he won something. (By being the most biggest , I think.) He called out to his fans to stay until the end of the show. AND YOU WANNA KNOW THE CLOSING CEREMONY? NU'EST & VIXX. 

Yeah, yeah, I need to stop spazzing and all about that. You wanna know what he told his fans at the closing ceremony? To ING THROW TRASH AND THEIR STINKY, FUGLY SHOES AT THEM. I MEAN WTF, THIS IS OLD NEWS BUT IT STILL BROKE MY HEART. SAM, I GET IT, YOU HATE IT. AND YOU'RE ING JEALOUS OF THEIR SUCCESS. BUT YOU DIDN'T HAD TO TELL YOUR MINIONS TO DO THAT.

I TOLERATED WITH YOU, I JUST ROLL MY EYES EVERY SINGLE TIME WHEN YOU PREACH YOUR HATRED, THEN YOU DID THAT!? YEAH, SURE, I'M FINE WITH YOU TRAUMATIZING MY IDOLS. 

SO YOU KNOW WHAT, IMMA LET Y'ALL SEE HIS FUGLY FACE.

Sam, I listened very well to your preachings. I know you said they are not good with our malaysian society. I know you said they are the reason we are starting to get more and more stupid. Well guess what , at my ing school, I'm in one of the top 5 elite classes. Guess which class? The HOLY SACRED NO.1. YASSSS, I AM A KPOP TRASH AND I'M A SMARTASS STUDENT. WELL YOUR LOGIC ABOUT US.

I know you're trying to be religious and all, but the past photos that includes you and your ex-gf is not so very religious, you hypocrite. And I saw on TV (The damn program was titled "THE KINGS OF PARODY") last week, you won something again. Congrats, on the damn prize, it must've wrote, 'CONGRATS, YOU WON THIS AWARD FOR BEING THE BIGGEST HATER OF ALL TIMES.' Oh yeah, wait. You won that prize for making fun of K-Pop. Congra-ing-tulations. ing proud.

 

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