I honestly cannot believe this semester. Like,, okay, the other six lecturers aren’t exactly amazing (I wont even get into that right now) but MADAM MAI THOUGH……ohohohoho this woman………………….

So it’s already week 5 for this semester right, and shes only appeared in onE class 3 weeks ago and told us we had to pick our own research topics blah blah blah *insert stuff we’ve never even learnt before* then she goes all “oh I want this next week okay

We were like “WHAT” and she just said “well im not blabbing in front of here for nothing”

Then next week comes and she doesn’t show up and just texted some random classmate saying that we can just send them in January BUT LIKE THERE WERE ALREADY PEOPLE WHO PRINTED THE THING LIKE THEIR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT AND UR JUST GONNA

???

Ok fine

So her class is tomorrow morning. And my friend just told me she wanted 20 literature reviews. TWENTY. YES I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT BECAUSE YOU CANT CAPS LOCK NUMBERS AND I REALLY NEED TO STRESS THAT PART. I was all ???????????no????????????? I recorded her lecture and she said 3??????? My friend goes all “yeah but she wants the subtopics to reach 2.20”

FAM

BRO

GURL

I CAN BARELY EVEN REACH 2.5 WHO IN THE DICKENS CAN DO 2.20 AND SUBMIT THE NEXT MORNING

It’s funny because I don’t even know what to do right now other than just finish up whatever review I already have and I swear if anybody shows up tomorrow with 20 subtopics in hand I might just throw up