✱ dumb quiz .
The more [X]’s the “dumber” you are.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
Point: 5
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to your elbow
[ ] You have tried to your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm.
[ ] You just tried to sing them
Point: 6
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
[x] You have choked on your own spit
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
Point: 8
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
Point: 12
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
Point: 15
[x] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[x] You have ran around in your house.
Point: 20
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
Point: 22
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling or wall.
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
Total: 23/37
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