Just a stupid joke.

I feel so boringI think it's time for a stupid joke. Lalalaa~

title: two ghost met and talk about their death.

Ghost A: How did you die?

Ghost B: I died oit of cold.

Ghost A: How does it feel when you're dying in cold?

Ghost B: Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze. Later, I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died without much suffering. Im so grateful.

Ghost A: You're so pitiful.

Ghost B: How about you?

Ghost A: Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, I saw a pair of shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must fine where the heck that bastard is hiding. So  I looked for him at the toilet  I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom but the bastard was not there. I went to the kitchen, no one was there. So, I ran upstairs and searched in the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.

Ghost B: Why didn't you looked for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive by now!!

Lol.

Saranghae, Jin.

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CaptSunRiser
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I've hear another version of this.

Three guys are all at the Pearly Gates and they're waiting to go through. St Peter calls them forward one by one.

SP: So how did you die?
Guy A: Well, I was certain my wife was having an affair with another man, so I came home early to catch them. I saw a pair of shoes outside my apartment, which is on the 20th floor, so I figure I've caught him and there's no escape for him. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. So I looked for him at the bathroom, looked in the kitchen, can't find anyone. Then I see him, hanging off the balcony, as the day he was born, and the bastard thinks I'm going to help him get back into the house. I ran back in, grabbed a hammer and smashed his fingers to a pulp. Bastard fell, but he landed in these bushes so he lived. I grabbed the refrigerator and shoved it out of the window, and killed him. But I felt so guilty that I shot myself.
SP: Wow ... well, ok, I guess you can go through.
(Guy A goes through, he called Guy B forward)

SP: So, how did you die?
Guy B: Well, I was on my balcony this morning doing my usual yoga exercises. As I normally am, I was . I live on the 30th floor, so it's not like anyone can see me. Anyway, I was doing my motions and I slipped. Luckily I fell only 10 floors and managed to grab hold of the balcony on the 20th floor and I held on for dear life, but this idiot came out and started smashing at my fingers with a hammer, so I let go and fell. Fortunately, I landed in these bushes and was saved, until this idiot shoved a refrigerator out of the window. Killed me instantly.
SP: Very well, you may go through.
(Guy B goes through, he called Guy C forward)

SP: So how did you die?
Guy C: Ok, picture this ... I'm and hiding in this refrigerator ...