the basics.

name » Kim MinAh (김민아 / 金珉娥)

nickname(s) »

• Baozi ; same as Xiumin, she has a chubby cheeks that looks like the dumpling so she is called this by the members and her boyfriend
• Shikshin ; she eats a lot, and its no joke, especially compared to Xiumin she eats like tomorrow is the end of the world, her family calls her this
• Devil Noona ; the EXO members call her this for her sassy and devilish personality, not to mention some of them are afraid of her
• Fashion Police ; the members call her this as a joke because she gives sassy comments for members who dress in an ugly way 
• Xiumin's Noo-nim ; though the EXO members call her devil noona behind her back, in front of her they call her Noo-nim or a formal way of saying noona because they are that scared of her sharp-tongue
• Vampire ; A joke made by 99% of the people she knew, because she looks so young for her appearance, to a point where she could pass as Xiumin's twin, though not exactly little sister because he himself looks ridiculously young
• Miss Stylist ; called this by the other staffs and managers as another formal way to adress her

BIRTHDAY » June 04 1986 (29 / 30)

birthplace » Guri, Gyeonggi-do

hometown » Guri, Gyeonggi-do
ethnicity » South Korean

language(s) »

• Korean / Native / The only language she knows of unfortunately, as in her hometown there isn't really much of an international school for her to learn, yet she is advanced in Korean

face claim » Girls Day - Sojin

backup face claim » Wonder Girls - Sohee

appearance » She dyes her hair a lot so her hair colour is always changing but she never cut it, thus it stayed her waist length since basically 2008. For her makeup, she only wear a primer (Benefit's That Gal Primer) and a lip tint of any brand, thus she never really took a long time to wash her face. 

style » She doesn't really follow fashion, but she just has a natural talent of dressing really well to a point where SM Staffs noticed her even if she wasn't a trainee. She used to accompany Xiumin to rehearsal when he's still training, or going with him to the SM building when she's bored and the staff started to notice her more and more as she was regarded as the girl with the casual yet charming fashion. She doesn't do much to her hair but she gives really good advice for others, such as when she meet Sehun for the first time and said "You would look really good with blonde hair" and later, said to EXO's Suho "you should push your hair up it suits your face" and an EXO stylist overheard her and wanted to try and prove her points and voila she was right. She doesn't do much to her own hair though because she is very well, lazy. 

m i n a h d r e s s l i k e t h i s m o s t o f t h e t i m e 

" I am 3000% done with all of you "

" Those shoes, with those dress? Are you cosplaying as a garbage can 'cause boo, you're not failing "

the girl next door.

plotline » The Try-Hard
 

STAGE NAME » N/A
STAGE PERSONA » N/A
POSITION »  N/A
BACK-UP POSITION » N/A
INDIVIDUAL FANCLUB NAME » N/A
INDIVIDUAL FANCLUB COLOUR » N/A

SINGING TWIN » N/A
DANCING TWIN » N/A
RAPPING TWIN » none but SHINee's Minho
SPEAKING TWIN » Girls Day - Hyeri 
ACTING TWIN » N/A
VARIETY TWIN » N/A

PREDEBUT ACTIVITIES »
» N/A

TRAINEE SPAN » N/A
TRAINEE BACKGROUND » N/A

TRIVIA »

LIKES »
(+) banana milk
(+) fiji water
(+) spicy foods
(+) water aesthetics
(+) being thanked for her work
(+) music
(+) playing musical instruments
(+) gaming
(+) starcraft
 

DISLIKES »
(+) black soda drink
(+) people dressing ugly
(+) sandals with socks
(+) when people are taking pictures at the beach with long skirts and the skirt touches the water
(+) sweets
(+) short pants with leggings
(+) being forced to do something

HABITS » 
(+) rolling her eyes when she is annoyed
(+) biting her lip when she is confused
(+) yawning when she is bored


HOBBIES »
(+) playing a musical instrument
(+) window shopping
(+) going on a food tour
(+) gaming
(+) playing starcraft while eating ben & jerry


TRIVIA »
(+) she can play the erhu professionally
(+) she majors in nursing and minor in classical music
(+) she was originally a part-time street performer and full-time nurse before sm scouted her when debuting aeon
(+) she is an expert in emergency care
(+) unlike strong xiumin, she is the weakest in her whole family
(+) she hates when people look down on her
(+) she has had a total of 5 ex boyfriends and 2 ex girlfriends
(+) her favorite song is bonamana by super junior because the lyric has "neomu yeppeo minah"
(+) she is the sister of exo member xiumin
(+) she has a sharp tongue
(+) natural anti aging runs in her family
(+) she is someone who gains weight quickly but loses just as fast
(+) wants to get married about next year
(+) she is deadly afraid of dogs and ghosts
(+) she wouldn't quit her job after she's married but would quit if she's pregnant
(+) she is panual and panromantic
(+) her alarm is exo's chanyeol alarm from KFC
(+) her exo bias is Lay and Kai
(+) her f(x) bias is Amber
(+) her Red Velvet bias is Irene
(+) her SNSD bias is Taeyeon
(+) her TVXQ bias is Changmin
(+) her SJ bias is Donghae and Siwon
(+) she is extra cranky in the morning
(+) she drinks banana milk like she drinks water
(+) she gives extra spicy candy to people when she's feeling sarcastic
(+) she twice won a classical music competition
(+) while being a nurse she was a night shift nurse
(+) her first kiss was xiumin, and xiumin's first kiss was her in an accident
(+) she has asthma with the trigger of exhaustion and smoke
(+) she hates it when people say "habits" she doesn't know why
(+) she believes in random superstition, except the number 13 because Kyuhyun is SuJu's 13th member
(+) her dream is to travel the world and experience everything to the fullest

SNS » 

(+) Instagram ; bananamochi
(+) YouTube ; bananamochi
(+) LINE ; minahminah13
 

home is where your heart is.

PERSONALITY » 
POSITIVE » heroic, flexible, optimistic, honest, friendly
NEUTRAL » mischiveous, open minded, confident, expressive, strong willed, intuitive, curious
NEGATIVE » forceful, not the best listener, sharp tongue, stubborn, selfish

Kim Minah is a rare flower who is more heroic than anything really. She has those kinds of personality where she just wants to sweep someone of their feet even if they don't really need any help, thus, more manly than some boys she knew regardless of her pretty face. A natural leader, though sometimes a bit forceful if anything, she just wants her friends to be happy, and is one of those people who might seem annoying even if deep down she means well, though most of the time she's just there to cause mischief as she tends to have a slight mischiveous tendency. She loves pranking the other members sometimes her unnies though sometimes the prank might went to far, such as writing on xiumin's faces with permanent marker before a big show and causes trouble for exo's makeup artists noonas and oppas.

Very flexible, she doesn't really stick too one thing, and is mostly chill in the department of changing her opinions and things like such, thus, the group members love asking her out for shopping as she doesn't really care which mall you go too. Though not the best listener, as she likes talking more than speaking which sometimes causes problem for the manager oppa who need the members to listen just at least once, she is still a good friend to tell your problems since she is open-minded, and sees nothing wrong with anything, chances are, she's a-okay with whatever problem you're having and wouldn't see you anymore or less after you tell her your problem, which many people like about her.

She is confident, in both her abilities, and her members, and would always have an optimistic mode set everytime the members are going to apply for an award, because she knew the members worked hard to deserve it, and would sometimes be pissed if they didn't win the award in the end. A bit competitive, she doesn't like losing to other stylists thus the personality of her to always refusing to lose to other stylists thus she always practices a lot.

She is honest, thus she never had any problem in expressing her affections to anyone she knew, she is someone who is transparent through and through so anyone who know her will never have to worry that it's her fake personality because she hates nothing more than being fake. Same to her honest nature, she is expressive, thus never having problem in expressing her love, though not that much of a perk because this sometimes caused her trouble because she just can't handle it, such as when she likes someone else's boyfriend, she can't help but be transparent and told them personally. Another perk is that she is extremely friendly in her interactions, thus she knew a lot of SM idols.

A girl of iron will, she will never back down in a fight, even if it meant losing, she will never back down, unless she gets her point across which might be annoying for some people, especially authorities, yet good on the other had because she just sticks up to her friends. This also means once she set her mind on something she'll never back down. She is very intuitive, a girl who goes by her instinct, reading the information, a lot of people might think this is dumb, but she is good in guessing, more than she should definitely, but the more you know, she has incredible luck thanks to her intuition, even noticed by tons of her friends, she is someone with good intuition. Very curious, she resembles the girl from the little mermaid more than she should, and combined with her iron will, if you say "curiosity killed the cat" she will sassily reply with "yeah, but curiosity brought it back to life.". And the last but not least is her sharp-tongue nature which caused EXO to be afraid of her, she never held back on her insults, and her insults are always true and on point, up to the point where they don't even dare piss her off, afraid of her sharp tongue. 
 

background »

"I'm twenty three, I'm a riddle. Try to guess the answer." She was born a few years earlier than Kim Minseok, or the future Xiumin of EXO, in Guri, Gyeonggi-do. Ever since she was young, she always had an uncoscious knack for fashion, combined with her blunt nature, she became quiet a monster who judges people everywhere she goes, only on their fashion taste, of course. "Mama, why does the lady with the red hair, yellow shirt, and green pants looks like a street light?" were words she sputtered out needlessly ever since she was a kid. She was always the oddball out in their family, being the loudest ones, talking about nonsense ever since she was practically a baby. Thus, since all of her families are gentle and quiet, they kinda became Minah's personal butler because none of them can't stand seeing Minah cries, though despite that she loved all of them, a lot. A few years after Minah grew older, Minseok was born, and she was really excited though later Minseok would be her personal butler, as she always asked him to do things for her, such as "bring me my water bottle!" or anything along those lines.

"Frankly speaking, I want to love but I'd rather make money." On 2008, when Minseok got accepted in SM, she followed him suit, while she works at a hospital, as a nurse, since she just graduated her nursing college recently, while she also become a street performer of the Erhu, something she learned to play since she was 15. She was really protective of Xiumin so she followed suit, and had stayed with him on SM building, by choosing to work in a hospital near SM because despite all the orders she had gave him since he was a baby, she still cared for him a lot, to the point of her worrying if the training was too hard for him, and bringing him food all day, every day, every practice, and giving him allowance from her paycheck, though not much since she had to pay for her apartment, food, and everything as well. 

"Which one? You can't really tell with my face." With her sharp tongued honesty, of course, she commented on some of the SM trainees on their fashion, and along with a fashion tips, such as telling EXO's Suho "push your hair back up, it accentuates your face." and to EXO's Sehun "please dye your hair blonde if you ever debuted." Lee Soo Man heard her said those things once, and wanted to prove it in 2012 when EXO finally debuted, and her predictions turned out to be correct, proven in Exciting India when people chose Suho with pushed back hair for being the most attractive. Moreover, she was the talk among SM trainees for having really amazing fashion. When AEON nearly debuted in 2015, Lee Soo Man who knew she was the older sister of Xiumin, because he overheard EXO members talking about "Xiumin's older sister" once and asked for her photo to make sure, had asked for her contact number, and contacted her about being a stylist for AEON, which surprisingly, she took no longer than a second to reply yes, because she had always wanted to travel the world, and she thinks going on tour with AEON will help her. 

family »

Kim Bada | Father | 57 | Owner of Kim Ramen | His personality, if not counting Minah, then he is the loudest in his family, even so, for normal people, he is still ridiculously quiet, just like Miyoung and Minseok, making Minah the odd one out with her explosive personality. She and Minah aren't that close because he is closer to Minseok, being the two males in the family, so Minah is sometimes awkward around him. 

Kim Miyoung | Mother | 55 | Co-Owner of Kim Ramen | Her personality resembles Minah more than anything, really, if Minah's personality resembles Bada, she resembles Minseok with her quiet nature, she doesn't really speak a lot. Though Minah is very close to her, glomping her a lot here and there, and telling her problems to her instead of her friend because Miyoung is more "trustable"

Kim Minseok | Brother | 24 | Idol in EXO | He is a very quiet, calm, and gentle man, the reverse of his older sister MinAh, MinSeok is someone definitely dependable in their family. Since he was young, Minah always ordered him around a lot, thus, he has a mini trauma of girls due to Minah, though Minah guards him a lot, always coming to SM Building to deliver him for practice, and he visits his dorm friends daily to make sure they treat him well.  

friends/rivals »

Park Bohyun (FC) | Best friend | 29 | A surgeon in her previous hospital | Has a similar personality to her younger brother, but is more timid in his daily interactions, someone who is gentle, kind, and is very quiet, he was thoroughly impressed with Minah's free-spirited nature, and he admired her a lot. Minah acts really nice around him, and the hospital staffs always suspects them to be dating, because of their closeness. Minah admires him, and they have a habit of always eating lunches before Minah became an SM stylist, and he is a bit pissed at SM, because he is now having a hard time seeing Minah.

AEON Members | "Professional" relationship | varies | Idols | they all have different personalities, and to all of them, regardless of status, rank, and position, Minah acts like Joan Rivers to them, constantly judging their fashion styles, and always critique the ones with the worst fashion for the day, because she wants her idols to look best as she never wants to lose to any other stylist.

Lee Soo Man | Boss | 63 | Minah cleaned up her act really nicely around him and she respects him a lot, always bowing 90 degrees or even more when she sees him because she is just thankful for being allowed to work in his company. Though Minah is a bit scared of him, therefore, she always acts really tense around him. He is calm, composed and collected. 
 

the one and only.

LOVE INTEREST » Cho Kyuhyun (조규현 / 趙圭賢)
BIRTHDAY » February 3rd 1988 (Age, 27 / 28)
GROUP » Super Junior
NICKNAME(S) »
- GaemKyu ; he plays games a lot, including StarCraft in which he met Minah, technically, for the first time. His fans and friends knew about his addiction and calls him this.
- DraKyu ; he is obsessed with historical dramas, thus, her fans call her this, because he watched a lot of dramas, especially the historical ones including "Jumong"
- KimKyu ; when he got accepted in audition, he was called "Kim Kyuhyun" and Heechul still called him this after all this time
- Kyumong ; same as DraKyu, since he is obsessed with Jumong, fans and friends call her this
- KyuSaeng ; the one who called him this was Minah since he went through a phase he was literally obsessed with Minah, Minah thought it was funny and called him Kyusaeng for "Dongsaeng" and "Sasaeng", in a joking manner
BACKUP LOVE INTEREST » Super Junior's Siwon
 

personality »
POSITIVE » patient, serious, determined, intelligent
NEUTRAL » snarky, shy
NEGATIVE » mischiveous, sharp-tongued, awkward
combining everything, all in all, he is just a more awkward, and shyer version of Kim Minah, because both of them are known for their sharp-tongued, snarkiness. He is mischiveous, and undoubtedly likes things that works up people a bit, he likes to tease others, and is sometimes a bit cocky in a comedic way, replying things sassily, such as in a "UFO" reply of a fan who said "Oppa, I'll see you in my dreams tonight" in which he'd reply "I'll stay up all night!", which was also, and example of his sharp tongue. Despite that, he was quiet awkward in real life, sometimes not knowing what to do, and what not, and just moves around very akwardly which Minah truly finds funny and amusing. He was also really patient, the Super Junior didn't really accept him and it took him 6 months, he endured everything, and finally managed to get the approval of the members. He is also very determined, such as when he had the accident, he still pushed himself to sing more and more, which was proven that he works really hard in everything he does.

first meeting »
There are two versions to how they first met, and believe me, both of them would deny the other one. The fairy tale version, was when Kyuhyun saw Minah in front of SM building when she waited for Xiumin, and he fell in love at first sight, though he doesn't know who she is until Xiumin approached her and called "Minah Noona!" and he never really grow the nerve to talk to her, or Xiumin,  though Kyuhyun had told one member which was Ryeowook about "Xiumin's hot noona, Minah" he never said anything until Ryeowook, wanting him to be happy, approaches Xiumin, one day, asking who is this "Minah" Kyuhyun is talking about, and thus, he gained her phone number.

He set up a line group with Ryeowook, Xiumin, Kyuhyun, and Minah, and there, KyuAh talked together for the first time, and fortunately has many similar hobbies such as StarCraft, and the "matching" was a success for Reyowook and Xiumin. He confessed on "Black Day" in which they are celebrating together, and he mentioned "Let's not have a black day again next year?" in which Minah asked "Why?" and he replied "Because next year we'll celebrate valentine and white day together."

The slightly non aesthetic version, was actually way way before 2008, about 2003 when they met each other coincidentally in StarCraft, though they don't know each other, and became StarCraft rival, always fighting each other and trying to beat the other and what not, though in the end, they ended up missing one of the other if in the end the other player didn't show up for their nightly game, which was rare, because "Minah" was practically the reason Kyuhyun has his laptop everywhere, though he thinks "Minah" was a guy, due to Minah's crappy computer microphone.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS » Officially dating since April 14th 2008
INTERACTIONS »
For this couple, there are two sides, and those are really different ones. The fairy tale version, for starters, Kyuhyun is always patient when dealing with Minah's agressive nature, being the younger ones, he should be the immature ones but that wasn't really the case when dealing with Minah, because she was raised with three quiet person in her household, she became quiet easily pissed, though he thankfully adapts easily, thus they managed to date for 7 years without breaking up, really, was thanks to Kyuhyun's ability to apologize to Minah and partly thanks to Xiumin, doesn't mean they fight a lot though, Minah was really chill and understood that he will meet some idols, and will do some kiss scene with other people, she really doesn't care, as long as he only sees her, though Kyuhyun, strangely was the one who gets pissed if she wasn't jealous, pouting and telling Ryeowook that he thinks she didn't care about her enough to pout, though Ryeowook replied saying "You're lucky Minah doesn't care."

Conversations between them are just like conversations between two school boys, really, always talking about gaming, and what game cheats are best, or perhaps what games to buy. That's why after every SMTOWN or SUPERSHOW, Kyuhyun always returned with a huge game collection for him and Minah, especially the two player ones. But boy, it was awkward, when they found out their biggest StarCraft rival was each other. It happened when Kyuhyun went to Minah's house, and he went "Let's play StarCraft, I'll teach you, I'm a pro!" and Minah's like "Whatchu say? U wanna beat me?!" and he opened his laptop and logged in and said "I'll meet you in this area, k?" and she's like "K." and went to the area he was talking about, and there, they see their biggest StarCraft rival, though they paid no attention to it, Minah was the first one to say "Where are you? I only see this who had been my StarCraft rival since 2003!" and Kyuhyun was like "Yeah, me too?" and put two and two together, Kyuhyun burst out in laughter first, followed by Minah, and by then everything was awkward apologies, and Minah saying "Destinies are actually scary."

They don't do much PDA's because Minah really hates unnecessary attention, thus, they never really met in public though he bought two apartments in secret, one for Minah, and one for him, and they are neighbours, though he only came when he have the time, or when he says he's visiting family, though he came at least twice a week. Other than StarCraft, one thing this couple love to do is having a "snarky" battle, or they would "sass" other people on TV together, which both of them enjoyed, honestly. They never really got in to any scandal together because they would date in very private locations, or wear extreme disguise, just to see each other. 

COUPLE TRIVIA »
» He is saved in her phone number as "Sasaeng" and she is saved in his phone as EXO Xiumin
» EunHae once thought he was dating Xiumin because he always smiled when getting a text from "Xiumin"
» Their favorite time spent together, isn't a date, or visiting restaurant, or even "netflix and chill", it's playing starcrafts together
» After the two of them spent time "to watch netflix and chill" she never slept over unless she brought her earphones because his snoring is so loud
» They don't have a couple item because he knew how much she hated attention so he tried his best to keep it a secret
» The ones who knew their relationship includes Xiumin, Ryeowook, and Minah and that's it
» Their longest fight was 10 minutes, when Kyuhyun went above a level in StarCraft before Minah and she was really pissed, though he calmed her down by pulling out "Ben & Jerry" from his fridge
» Before they date, Kyuhyun stalked Minah a lot and she found out when they were walking around very privately with mask and eyeglasses and hats and everything, and they went next to a guy smoking and Minah had an asthma attack and he pulled out an inhaler and after she breath again she went "you have asthma too?" and he's like "no, but you have so i brought for precautions", and she's like "how do you know?" and he laughed awkwardly saying "at least you're safe"
 

CONCLUSION » After Sungmin was married, Kyuhyun had once regained his faith in SM again, and he actually planned to propose to Minah a few months, up to the point where he already prepared a ring for her, and had planned to sing "Will You Marry Me?" by Lee Seung Gi, to her, and he had planned everything up to the date, which was April 14th 2016, after 8 years of being together. Moreover, he heard from Xiumin, Minah really wanted to get married next year, therefore, he was really excited. Regardless of the revelation, Sasaengs will know sooner or later, though, so he was a bit worried about Minah, but they accepted Sungmin, so he was hopeful regarding his marriage despite it being surprising because there were no news of him dating anyone since years back.  

last words.

comments/suggestions » SO SORRY I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO USE SOJIN OR SOHEE 3 sohee looks like xiumin a lot but she looks too young and Sojin is her age so I think she would fit but then sohee ; v ; idk so in the end you can choose which one you like really ; v ; Feel free if you want to reveal KyuAh, if anything, I love angst xD Sorry I was like wayyyy late and I hope you like my Devil Noona ; v ; and sorry if my scene requests were really specific and they are toublesome ; v ; sorry for having an idol relation bc i dont know how else would they recruit her since she is a nuse noona ; v ;

scene requests » 
- Kyuhyun proposing to Minah singing "Will You Marry Me" suddenly and she cried saying "How would you love me more? You loved me enough! Are you sure you want to marry me? I am past my prime, I will finish all your food, and I..." while sobbing uncrontrollably mumbling and he's like "Of course I'm sure, because I love you." and ended with a sweet kiss or something ; v ;  <3 and Minah will reply "Of course I will, you stupid, pabo, Kyusaeng!" while crying happily ; v ; <3
- Kyuhyun and Minah getting married

- Kyuhyun and Minah playing StarCraft via online (because Minah is a superstitious poop who believed in not seeing the groom and what not) just literally 5 minutes before their wedding

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