just ignore him unnie >.< or tell him like "Yo I write gay fanfiction! here, have fun reading it, but you have to tell me what you think and if it's realistic!" and then just leave him gaping xD

Reminds me of the time my dad told me to tell him the site where I wrote my stories because he wanted to tell his newphews and nieces so that they could improve their English. My dad only knows that I write stories and have subscribers. Of course, I refused vehemently until he got angry. But I was desperate, too and didn't wanna tell him that I'm writing about BL. But he was so relentless that I ended up exploding and screaming that he didn't want his nephews and nieces to read about a being chopped off and thrown around because that's what I wrote about. Needless to say that he stopped asking after that xD

XD I getchu. Just continue to say nah.

Omg what are you going to do? Lol this is so funny... how do you explain BL and fanfics to someone who has no idea of what is it?

"Alright, I'll tell you. I've set up a site for animals, and I have 112 subscribers already. Happy now?"

Same here, my friends are always bugging me about it but I just ignore them and say no until they stop ^^ Mayne it'll work with that guy as well