STOLEN FROM GDonTOP

 

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.

Ralph Stanley - O Death

TOOL - Wings For Marie II

'Lil Wayne FEAT. Eminem- Drop the World

(Can't read it; it's in Korean)

Dolores O'Riordan - Ordinary Day

KORN - A.D.I.D.A.S.

 

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Nikolai Tesla

 

3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

"a lady with her piled-up hair and dark russet gown. Father"

 

4) What do you think about most?

Smoking. Or drinking. 

 

5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?

They aren't answering

 

6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

With. I have a kid. 

 

7) What's your strangest talent?

I can make my tongue look like a clamshell.

 

8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)

Girls are females. Boys are not. 

 

9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?

Two songs, one poem. (I married the poet!)

 

10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?

I usually play guitar... so I don't really play air guitar ever...

 

11) Do you have any strange phobias?

I'm terrified of being in the dark. 

 

12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

My finger? Sometimes my husband tries to pick my nose...

 

13) What's your religion?

I was born into a Roman Catholic family, and then when I was a little older I was adopted Southern Baptist. My answer to this question is that I'm Christian, and I'd rather not discuss anything else, thank you very much. 

 

14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Smoking

 

15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind. Way behind. Not in the same room behind. 

 

16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

Um... Big Bang?

 

17) What was the last lie you told?

I wasn't smoking!

 

18) Do you believe in karma?

I hope in Karma. I sincerely hope that it exists. 

 

19) What does your URL mean?

It is one traslation of my first name into English. 

 

20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Weakness: Laziness

Strength: Creative.

 

21) Who is your celebrity crush?

Se7en and Tokala 

 

22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

Yep. I've also played soccer with about 20 of my closest friends... 

 

23) How do you vent your anger?

My husband lets me pretend I know kung fu. 

 

24) Do you have a collection of anything?

I collect ceramic mice. And books. Lots and lots of books. 

 

25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Both of those options are unappealing to me.

 

26) Are you happy with the person you've become?

I wish I was more disciplined. 

 

27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?

Hate: The metal part of an eraser on the other end of the pencil scraping against paper. 

Love: Too many to name, boy sopranos, piano, cello, my husband's voice...

 

28) What's your biggest "what if"?

I don't have one. I have a million. None of them apply to me, and most of them involve GD&TOP.

 

29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

I believe in both. My husband has seen ghosts, and my great uncle saw an UFO. 

 

30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right: nothing

Left: husband. 

 

31) Smell the air. What do you smell?

sweet tea

 

32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?

Indiana. One. Big. Cornfield.

 

33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?

I've never been to the West Coast, so East wins on default. 

 

34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

TOP

 

35) To you, what is the meaning of life?

Stealin' GDonTOP's answer: 42 Douglas Adams FTW! 
Nah, the meaning of life is simple: Fit as much as you can into the time you're alloted. Make as many people happy as you possibly can, and in doing so you can find your own happiness.

 

36) Define Art.

Anything that makes at least one other person feel something. 

 

37) Do you believe in luck?

Absolutely. I also believe that you can influence luck through hard work.

 

38) What's the weather like right now?

It's freezing! 

 

39) What time is it?

7:48 pm

 

40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes, I drive; yes, I have crashed at least 4 times.

 

41) What was the last book you read?

Call Me Tennessee by Jeff Klitzner

 

42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Not particularly. Really? Is this a question?

 

43) Do you have any nicknames?

Britannica, Peace, Bee, Unnie, Boo

 

44) What was the last movie you saw?

Ajusshi

 

45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?

Broke my leg. 

 

46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?

Yes. 

 

47) Do you have any obsessions right now?

. Art. Gardening. 

 

48) What's your ual orientation?

I think I'm a 2.0 on the Kinsey Scale? 

 

49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?

Eight million, I swear. 

 

50) Do you believe in magic?

Yes. Wholeheartedly.

 

51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

Sometimes. Okay, yes I do... I don't forgive people easily. 

 

52) What is your astrological sign?

Leo

 

53) Do you save money or spend it?

I like to save, but my paycheck isn't big enough to save any (teenagers are soooooo expensive, thank God I only inherited one!)

 

54) What's the last thing you purchased?

Cigarettes

 

55)  Love or lust?

I got both. I'm lucky.

 

56) In a relationship?

Yup.

 

57) How many relationships have you had?

I have a list written down somewhere...

 

58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

If I pull my nose down...

 

59) Where were you yesterday?

Work. Work. Work. Work.

 

60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Nope.

 

61) Are you wearing socks right now?

Yup.

 

62) What's your favorite animal?

Platypi. They make me laugh.

 

63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

I walk up to them. I smile. Then I say, "Hi." 

Works every time. 

 

64) Where is your best friend?

In Memphis. :( I MISS HER!!!!!

 

65) Spit or swallow?(;

SPIT! LOL!

 

66) What is your heritage?

My mama's your average Mexican Mutt and my daddy's Lakota. My adopted parents are Norwegian and Pennsylvania Dutch. My brother is Japanese and my sister is German. So... we're basically American. 

 

67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

Sleeping.

 

68) What do you think is Satan's last name?

SonofaBiscuitEater

 

69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

Yup

 

70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

No way. I get myself in too much trouble as is, I can't imagine having me as a friend!

 

71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Go to work. Be on time. Come home. Invent time machine. Go back in time to where it is possible to save dog. Deposit wet dog in boss's office. Volunteer to take surprise wet dog in office to vet. Become boss's hero. Get promotion. 

 

72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

a) I wouldn't tell anyone.

b.) I would save up all of my money for my kid. I would make sure my will was current and that the government couldn't take anything away from my kid. 

c.) I'm not scared to die, I just don't want my kid to hurt for me or be scared of it. 

 

73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

There is no love without trust; therefore, the question is invalid.

 

74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Eminem & 'Lil Wayne - drop the world

 

75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

1126

 

76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Playdough. Comic books. Flowers. Time. Communication. 

 

77) How can I win your heart?

Playdough. Comic books. Flowers. Time. Communication.

 

78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yup. 

 

79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

Quitting teaching. It's amazing being able to sleep again.

 

80) What size shoes do you where?

US 7.5

 

81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

I don't want a tombstone. I want to be cremated and scattered in a forest.

 

82) What is your favorite word?

I don't really have a favorite word. I like not having to talk. 

 

83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

attack

 

84) What is a saying you say a lot?

I don't really talk a lot. 

 

85) What's the last song you listened to?

 

Coldplay - Paradise (Peponi) African Style (Piano/Cello) Cover - The Piano Guys ft. Alex Boye

 

86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?

Green, blue

 

87) What is your current desktop picture?

Big Bang

 

88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

The United States Congress and Senate for even considering this PIPA bill. Seriously. 

 

89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?

There are so many questions I never want to answer. 

 

90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Light them on fire. Anyone in my bedroom without permission can consider themselves trespassing and therefore being in my BEDROOM without my permission can be considered a form of suicide... 

Which might be a little redundant for a mummy...

 

91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Energy manipulation. 

 

92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

The half-hour I discovered that my husband and I got custody of his son.

 

93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

This is one of those questions that I can't talk about. 

 

94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Seriously? I have to choose!!!?!?! What kind of crap question is this?

 

95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

To see my parents!

 

96) Do you have any relatives in jail?

Oh yes. They deserve to be there, so it ain't bad.

 

97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?

Just about every single time I get in one. 

 

98) Ever been on a plane?

Yes.

 

99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Nothing. 

 

100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.

So many... I waste so much time on that dread site.