〔 △ embarrassing things that have happened to me this week
this week just hasn't been my week at all. the universe is purposely working against me after being so kind last week.
( o n e ) during rehersal earlier in the week, we were doing a full run through of our play. i had to get from stage right all the way to stage left in like .5 seconds. but i also had to change from basketball shorts to a skirt. it ended with me dashing backstage while shouting "wAit i don't have my pants on yet!" and running past my sauve poet crush. pantless.
( t w o ) my friend and i were in our history teacher's class during her free period. we were working on posters and i was feeling very bloated in my jeans and since i was wearing shorts under, i decided to take them off. right as my jeans are pooled around my ankles, mr chu opens the door and sees me pantless, holds my stare for 15 seconds, and turns super red and nervously asks whats happening.
( T h r e e ) my friend was talking to her locker neighbor, and his (ex)girlfriend was standing right next to him. my friend joking asks him if he eats and he said yes. i look directly at his ex ( though i had no clue they were broken up ), snapped and pointed at her, and said "someone's in luck".
( F O U R ) flashed at least 20 people, including 5 teachers, on stage today because my skirt was too short and i had to go hard to getcha head in the game.
more to come tbh
( o n e ) during rehersal earlier in the week, we were doing a full run through of our play. i had to get from stage right all the way to stage left in like .5 seconds. but i also had to change from basketball shorts to a skirt. it ended with me dashing backstage while shouting "wAit i don't have my pants on yet!" and running past my sauve poet crush. pantless.
( t w o ) my friend and i were in our history teacher's class during her free period. we were working on posters and i was feeling very bloated in my jeans and since i was wearing shorts under, i decided to take them off. right as my jeans are pooled around my ankles, mr chu opens the door and sees me pantless, holds my stare for 15 seconds, and turns super red and nervously asks whats happening.
( T h r e e ) my friend was talking to her locker neighbor, and his (ex)girlfriend was standing right next to him. my friend joking asks him if he eats and he said yes. i look directly at his ex ( though i had no clue they were broken up ), snapped and pointed at her, and said "someone's in luck".
( F O U R ) flashed at least 20 people, including 5 teachers, on stage today because my skirt was too short and i had to go hard to getcha head in the game.
more to come tbh
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