Well, I guess you can't tell me that this happened to me today. It actually occured last year, and man, so much misunderstandings. At one point, some school mates thought I was a player, which I definitely wasn't. I have no game. *sighs* Okay, so let's go onto the actually story. Yes, this happens to me.

astic Event #1 of 2014:

First day of school my sister transferred, I was her guide - after all, we are close and I'm her older brother. So I held onto her hand and showed her around the school. As I was showing her the ropes, I hear a few students cooing at me or her. I'm not sure.

"Ooo, you guys going out?"

I shake my head, and continue walking before my sister yell out, "I'm just his sister!" Similar things happen but with some female friends of mine, and at one point, people didn't understand when I meant, "I'm just a friend." Not that it mattered anymore.

Funny thing is, just yesterday my sister was mistaken to be her best friend's boyfriend because of her short hair and she was borrowing a shirt of mine. Mind you, I have pretty large shirts, so I think it covered her cleavage. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lol

astic Event #2 of 2014:

I have a best friend which I call L, his initial. Though its strange, he likes /yuri over hetero relationships in anime and real life, so being the he is, dragged me into that world. Now, you see me in AFF today. Writing . *face palm* Well, he enjoys skinship, so he holds my hand wherever we go - especially on our way to class. I tell him and our friends a lot of ty pick-up lines for a laugh and pretend to flirt with them for the s and giggles. Michelle said I was the worst flirter ever. (lol)  Oh yeah, most of them are K-pop fans (dudes and chicks) that dragged me into the world of Korean pop music.

Anyways... L was talking during art class about if I was his boyfriend, I'd be the uke and so we argued about that subject until my friend Viv spoke up. "You guys aren't dating?" L stared at me before shaking his head and I glanced at the rest of my friends who were surprised. "I thought you guys were gay for each other," Jen admitted, laughing at my reaction. That's what made Viv say once more, "But I ship you two." I stared at L, then at our interwined hands before he stated thinking. "Hm... if we were going out with each other, then our ship name would be Lan either way. Hahaha!" The others started to laugh and I just was like, "Why did you guys think we were dating?"

Then they stared at me like I was stupid - which I kinda am and Cass said, "L always hugs and holds your hand everyday man. It'd be strange if we thought you guys weren't." Then, that was the day my friends just concluded that we are shippable. That's also when I realized people ship me with a lot of people. Homo or hetero, doesn't matter.

Viv ships us a lot.

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Well, those are some things that happened to me last year. I've done a lot of stupid crap that I can't remember so I just chose my favorite ones? Now, here are the recent news. This one happened just yesterday actually.

We had a substitute for our science teacher and she was a really nice woman. As she was taking attendance, I just finished up all my homework real quick since I was absent on Monday. When she was done, she asked the class if someone could bring the paper to the office - me being one of the volunteers raising their hands. She looked at my direction before lighting up, "This young lady right here," while pointing at me. The whole class bursted into laughter, especially me. I walked up to the sub, trying to grab the paper before my friend Ally laughed out, "That's no girl!"

She stared at me, and apologized for the umpteeth time. "I'm so sorry, it's just that your pockets and fac-" "Ma'am, it's okay. I don't really care," I interupt, making people laugh even more since I really didn't give a . People mistake me often, so I'm pretty much desensitized. I take the paper, run to the office, leave it on the desk, then came back. When I returned, the sub still apologized and I kept telling her it's okay. I went back to my seat, played some EXO's Miracle of December, finished all my homework, and got ready to leave class. On the way out, she kept apologizing no matter how much I'd reassure her it's fine.

Remember, if you meet me and mistake me as some other gender, I don't give a . In fact, I might even mess with you a little until you take a hint.

Today, however, nothing ty happened to me, but it did to my friend Toan. My friends and I kept doodling on his notebook cover, and being the dip I am, I wrote in sharpie, "Steven's feels so good. - Toan." But that wasn't the only thing I wrote. People often ship my close friend, Jen with Toan so I also wrote, "I love Jen, but Steven's feels so good I can't decide." He found out and yelled, "That's so gaaaay!" While Steven stared at him uncomfortably. I laughed so hard, my stomach might as well fell off. Sorry not sorry, Toan.

"Toan left Jen for Steven."

BUHAHAHA, sorry not sorry.

And so, that was the many things that happened today. Talk to you guys next time. -v-)/~

Oh wait... then there's this. My brother somehow hacked his way onto my s-- urr.. I was told not to reveal that, but he hacked onto my friend's account. Oh . What is the hell going on?

He plays the character well - my friend JONGDAEISLIFE that is. Man, who is teaching him the memes of EXO? I found out mid conversation when I heard him laughing inside our room.