Just started practicing with my new ukulele.

DAMN, MY FINGERS HURT!

LIKEEE, it wasn't like this when I had my first guitar and those strings were METAL.

These are pretty much PLASTIC!!! Or is it nylon?

Something like that.

So yahhh the plastic/nylon hurt my fingers, and I'm just like..

UGHHH WAEEE!?

I already have calluses so my fingers shouldn't hurt but it DOES!

SOOO, I've come to a conclusion.

Ukuleles are evil. SCREWW DAT.

I'm sticking with my Jason baby(guitar)

SCREW YOU HENRY(ukulele)

Yes, I name my instruments.

I think I should change the ukulele's name. I actually like Henry Lau and I'm gonna get a violin next year.

I'm trying to perfect all the string instruments out in the world, which means...

YES! I WANT A BANJO!

AHAHAHHA, so yeah. I should change my ukulele's name.

It's name will be TARD now. I hate it.

Anybody want it(not literally)

Either you take it, or I'll burn it.

I don't want like tard in my humble abode.

:P