The title says it all...

So my mum searches Kris and just stares at him apparently...

I told her my bias is someone else and she's just like;

NO YOU LIKE KRIS!

and I'm just like;

YEAH BUT MY BIAS IS LAY!

...

mum: what's a bias?

/facepalm/

And then we got into this siutation where she was like

mum: if he came up to you and asked you to be his gf would you say yes?

me: no because I'd freak out

mum: what happened if you had children?

me: ...

mum: you'd have beautiful children

me: NO STOP, JUST STOP, NO, HE'S TWENTY YEARS OLDER THAN ME I think THAT'S JUST...NO!

mum: what about the other members?

me: NO!

mum: can I marry Kris?

me: NO! YOU'RE OLDER THAN HIM THAN HE'S OLDER THAN ME ASNWJBDUHTR4KR3OWDASIHUVBEUJRNWKDASIJCUDHYBFREJNWKQSEFHR

mum: /searches up pictures and just looks/

me: hey hey hey, stop looking at my hubby 

mum: /starts explaining how I'm gonna have his beautiful children and marry him, otherwise she's gonna take him, so practically just repeating the whole conversation/

me: