Yes, YOU! The stories on this site that have lain untouched for more than a year! Why, you ask? The answer should be obvious!

I've lost interest.

I get that we're supposed to weather through the fluctuations of affection and all that rot, but... I realized that I need to straighten out my priorities. And unfortunately, you guys... *sigh*

I'll give you a week to prepare yourselves for the imminent doom. If I remember. I don't come here anymore, hence the other dilemma...

I was actually gonna just straight-up delete this account, since I remember to visit only about once every month or two. To the few people that still bother putting up with my lame attendance, I feel especially uber-lame.

Buuuut... I won't. Cuz I'd be even lamer than I already am.

How should I give my few story subscribers the news?