I JUST WOKE UP

its holidays, don't judge me

so it starts like this. i suddenly got a horrible stomachache and went to the doctor, then he told me i was pregnant. (i'm 15 this year!) i was confused because i'm a south east asian (indonesian) where manners are really important and the people are obsessed with modesty, i go to an all girls' school, and i DONT HAVE ANY MAN FRIEND. one, but just plain friend. no more, no less. how could i have gotten pregnant?!

nevertheless, my mom and i tried to hide it from our families and my friends. then it comes to my junior high school graduation! so at prom (i dont really know why its called prom but we were just dancing. the real event had passed and i won a doorprize irl yay) i already got the bump, we were dancing, and suddenly lights were on and HYDRA CAME. ING HYDRA and we all were taken away.

at the ship (we ware held hostage in a ship i dont even know) other girls were also taken (from another achool i guess) i met AVENGERS. yes I MET NATASHA ROMANOV AKA SCARLETT JOHANSSON YES. they took my hand and asked me if i wanted to join them i was like WHAT THE HELL YES I WANNA JOIN YOU ERS. and you know what? JUNGKOOK WAS ONE OF THEM. 

then there was some people releasing wild shots and all the girls pile up in front of us, the other avengers didnt got shot but i GOT SHOT RIGHT BETWEEN MY S. i was in pain but other than that i was okay. you still need to note that i was still pregnant in this scene. then we got away, i still managed somehow to give my earphones to black widow for her to keep it intact for me. 

then at the shore, loki caught us but then a huge wave came and reveal an underwater office. we ran in there and then the secretary noticed us and told us to shut up and hide we hid behind the desk (not inside, you can see us from the front but the door to the office is from the right and the boss didnt see us) we were trying to get something captain america wanted to take from the glass vault behind the desk (really behind it) then we tried to retrieve it again and then someone came again and i hid behind a curtain located next to a phone

then somehow no one noticed us and we got away. then suddenly we got into a bus and JUNGKOOK SAT BESIDE ME THEN HE TOLD Me HE WAS THE FATHER OF THE BABY IN ME WTF. then we started each other's mouth WITH A STRAW wtf. then we arrived at a shopping centre in the city i live in and i was greeted with my mom's older sisters (there's 2 of them) and two of my cousins. and they knew about my pregnancy and didnt seem to fuss about it idk then we started shopping but then i got lost and i woke up

WHAT THE ACTUAL