Kai had always loved Big Sm practice room with its mighty, mammoth mirror. It was a place where he felt excited.

He was a filrtatious, funny, coffee drinker with big and breath taking asses. His friends saw him as a brave, barbecued beautiful. Once, he had even brought a grotesque suho back from the brink of death. That's the sort of man he was.

Kai walked over to the window and reflected on his cold surroundings. The Sun shone like dancing cats.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Sehun . Sehun was a cold fragile with plump and pale asses.

Kai gulped. He was not prepared for Sehun.

As Kai stepped outside and Sehun came closer, he could see the deadly glint in his eye.

Sehun glared with all the wrath of 6587 kind defeated dogs. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want love."

Kai looked back, even more hurt and still the long a . "Sehun, all I've ever done is love you," he replied.

They looked at each other with lust feelings, like two knowing, kindly kanagroos runing at a very detached party, which had hip hop music playing in the background and two friendly uncles rapping to the beat.

Kai studied Sehun's plump and pale asses. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Kai in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't hate you Sehun."

Sehun looked betrayal, his emotions raw like a squiggled, solid shoes.

Kai could actually hear Sehun's emotions shatter into 4021 pieces. Then the cold fragile hurried away into the distance.

Not even a cup of coffee would calm Kai's nerves tonight.

THE END  

Idk it's so funny lol