[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking

[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking

[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door

[  ]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle

[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself

[x] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks

[x]You have run into a tree/bush.

[x] You know that it IS possible to your elbow

[x] You have tried to your elbow

[  ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little star have the same rhythm

[x] You just tried to sing them.

[  ] Your friends know not to use big words around you

[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before 

[ ]When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of

the ceiling or wall

[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.

[x] You break a lot of things

[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

[x]You have choked on your own spit

[  ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.

[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.

[  ] You type only with two fingers  

[  ] You have accidentally caught something on fire

[  ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling

[  ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking

[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about

[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math

[  ] You have eaten a bug

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important

[x] you put on a inside/backwords shirt and didn't realize it 

[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand

[x] You have run around in your house  

[  ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will

happen to you if you don’t

Now count them up and put “I've done 22 stupid things out of 37"