PERSONALITY:
mei xie is always looking at the big picture; her mind runs a mile a minute. she always keeps a leveled head and can solve complex and uncomplicated problems with ease. often times if an argument breaks out, mei xie plays the peacemaker and comes up with solutions that keep both parties relatively pleased; or at the very least, they won't hate the idea. if there is no imminent trouble, she'll often keep her findings to herself, encouraging the others to occasionally sort things out on their own. she's really good at reading the atmosphere and knows when to speak up and when to stay quiet. mei xie finds herself leaning towards the intellectual side of life, and is not the best in social situations. she just loves learning--especially about herself. life is a learning experience and she feels that one should find out as much as they can about themselves so they can live happily. mei xie is aware of almost every part of her: her strengths, her weaknesses, her limits, and speaks about herself very truthfully.
lang mei xie practically lives by the saying "if you've got it, flaunt it". her head is always held high, she never slouches, she smirks, she talks loudly and concisely so no one can drowned her out, she really knows how to strut, and oh my god mei xie can make the most ridiculous tasks look flawless and sassy. mei xie keeps connected to her mind, no filter. she isn't afraid to lash out at someone or call them fake or even get into a full-blown cat fight to be honest. its also physically impossible for xie to keep her opinions to herself. "i think cl is overrated", "shindong is a disgusting, misogynistic douchebag", "if i had a dime for every inch of your boyfriends , i'd be in debt", "tell your girlfriend if she says she's got beef, that i'm a vegetarian and i ain't in scared of her". mei xie would never willingly walk away from a fight, and would in fact be excited to be in a fight.
lang mei xie is not the type to express her emotions. in fact, most people don't even believe she has emotions. her face is almost always deadpan just like her voice. she does have emotions, at least she thinks she does, only she expresses them oh-so subtly that if you blink, you've missed it. lang mei xie practically speaks with her eyes. you'll see an occasional sparkle when she's excited, or fire burning when she's enraged, and she'll stare you down when she doesn't like you. mei xie is so sarcastic that it physically hurts and no one can ever tell if she's being serious or not ( just take everything she says with a grain of salt ). a woman of few words, mei xie strongly believes that silence is a virtue. her answers are usually short and very concise, with words so well thought out that there can be no misconceptions about anything she says. rather emotionally stunted, she also does not understand the emotions other people have. it is very hard to get sympathy from mei xie because she doesn't care and it doesn't affect her. she is not good with other people and finds talking with them to be rather difficult. though mei xie is not exactly a social creature, once she trusts you there is no going back. lang mei xie is very protective of people she likes. not just physically, although you never have to worry about being in danger with mei xie, but also emotionally. if one of her precious babies friends are having a bad day, she'll make them fresh dumplings and "leave them out" for them to find. mei xie is always there to listen, and she's there to talk about the people you hate.
if you called lang mei xie ugly, she would laugh in your face so hard that she'd double over. if you said she was a horrible actor, she would laugh even harder than that. lang mei xie is absolutely, positively in love with every aspect of herself, like even her flaws are perfect. she has a lot of confidence in herself and her abilities, and is able to tackle things head on thanks to her oozing arrogance. she's best described as a stuck up hoe, because her ego larger than jupiter makes her feel like she's better than literally everyone and that if everyone was like her, the world would be a very very wonderful place. if given the opprotunity, she could talk about herself for hours on end, especially about her accomplishments. insults literally roll of her back, there is no way to offend mei xie you just can't come at her. call her a , she'll smile and say "that's why your boyfriend and ya daddy ate my last night" say she's ugly and she will laugh in your face. call her a and she'll say "yup that's me". lang mei xie is 100% comfortable in who she is. she knows her strengths, her weaknesses, and she will always get things done.
unexpectedly, lang mei xie is the jealous type. she's so arrogant that she literally gets upset when someone's attention isn't on her. every time her gram-gram compliments her brother, mei xie smacks him upside the head. when someone says someone else's dumplings are better than hers, she has the urge to flip the pan with hot oil all over the kitchen floor. odds are, if you're with mei xie you will feel severe secondhand embarrassment 9 times out of 10 because she is shameless in just about every possible way. she openly tells just about everyone that she isn't ashamed to call a grown man daddy. she's very erse and will talk about everything from pubes to daddies to just about everything in between.
lang mei xie is just one of the guys. she's also a bit juvenile, and still finds jokes and farts really hilarious. she has no clue how to behave in a dress, be it casual dress, qipao, hanfu, or hanbok. she swears a lot. like, a lot. mei xie trying to paint her nails makes her wonder why anyone trusts her with anything. at the bar, she goes straight for the hard stuff: tequila and vodka. she also doesn't understand purses and has way too much stuff in it like seriously the weirdest things like a whisk and some chopsticks. she's like never concerned with her appearance because she always looks good. like she would show up to work in her pjs.
mei xie is very particular about just about everything in her life. she has clear likes and dislikes and refuses to associate with anything she dislikes. she always does chores at 6pm. always. she'll only use certain ingridents in her dumplings. her shorts have to be a certain length. she'll only wear certain kinds of clothes, no obnoxious print, no florals, no ridiculous fluttery , 90s aesthetic, muted colors. if she wears heels, they must be chunky heels and not too far off the ground. her stuff has to be perfectly in place and easy for her to find. every hanging picture, poster, or decoration has to be straight. she has to take selfies at 45 degree angles. she can only listen to certain songs when sleeping, and she does need music to fall asleep. she only lets her ama and park and meifeng touch her hair. xie only washes her clothes with a specific brand of detergent and fabric softener. that being said, xie tends to get very frustrated and uncomfortable and irritable when something in her life is out of place. maybe someone moved her wushu shoes from their rightful place right by the door. maybe someone went through her room and didn't put anything back. maybe someone didn't wash her clothes with the right detergent. it doesn't matter because mei xie is upset and is gonna personally end someone.
all in all, lang mei xie is someone who hates being weak. she hates feeling helpless and she hates just not being in control. xie views any signs of weakness from herself as a fatal flaw in her programming that needs to be covered up with sass and arrogance. but deep down, mei xie knows she's not like other girls. she thinks about these kinds of things a lot, what her life would be like if she could socialize normally. what would happen if she opened up more and showed emotions, but those thoughts scare her because those kinds of things are the things that get people hurt. those things got xie hurt in the past by the people she was supposed to be able to trust. mei xie keeps everyone at a distance because she doesn't want anyone to hurt her. and even people like indie pop only know half of xie, the half that manifests outwardly. and she's completely fine with that. she also doesn't really think about things like fear and insecurities, and instead pushes those thoughts to the back of her head.
KEY WORDS:
( + ) analytical, introspective, straightforward, protective, confident
( -- ) stoic, harsh, shameless, jealous, unladylike, finicky, guarded
TRIVIA: [ dark people are the kindest ] she loves dark skin its so beautiful and it just glows. she loves her dark skin. [ divination hoe ] she's really into astrology and tarot card reading, and she's pretty good at it [ magical starsign ] she's an aquarius and she has a bunch of leos and scorpios in her natal chart [ bad es don't get shy ] when she's feeling shy or flustered she hides behind her hands [ robot mr krabs ] xie has a very robotic laugh. its a cross between robot mr krabs and the count from sesame street [ catchphrase ] "i killed a man" and "i will personally end you" [ wushu princess ] mei xie is currently studying two forms of wushu, meihuaquan and zui quan ( drunken fist ). she's rather advanced in meihuaquan as she's been practicing it since she was young and is learning combat against multiple enemies. she also focuses on daoist zui quan which imitates the drunken eight immortals. mei xie is especially good at imitating lan ciahe and xiangu [ my phobia ] lang mei xie is afraid of large bodies of water ( pools and oceans and rivers and lakes ) because her parents would always throw her into the deep end when she was younger to try and teach her how to swim [ i hate seagulls ] mei xie is terrified of every bird besides ducks [ a bunch of baby ducks, send them to the moon ] she loves ducks and her greatest dream is to have a bunch of baby ducks imprint on her [ man i'm sick of y'all geeks ] she's a total mega nerd. she loves playing video games and loves dungeons and dragons, star trek, lord of the rings, and comic books. [ my first love broke my heart for the first time ] mei xie was in love with leonard nimoy, who played spock in the original star trek. and the only time anyone has ever seen her cry was when he died. a single tear rolled down her cheek and she gave a vulcan salute to the sky and wistfully whispered "live long and prosper" [ 3ds for lyfe ] she has a 3ds and she plays pokemon, animal crossing, and fire emblem on it pretty much all the time [ good music ] mei xie listens to a lot of hip hop but she also listens to music groups. her favorite artists are hyukoh, busker busker, giriboy, mfbty, pinodyne, eluphant, and swings [ for you ama ] mei xie wants to earn enough money to take her grandma on a trip back to taiwan because ama hasn't been there since she was a little girl [ ama's a fan ] ama is a total exo fangirl and when mei xie told her she was gonna be in an idol group ama said "make sure you take pictures with exo!! and bring home the one with the dumpling cheeks for me" [ college dropout in the house ] mei xie dropped out of college two weeks after she started. [ whats important to me ] lang mei xie has a list of the things that are important to her. number one is ama. it will always be ama and no one can ever change that. number two is park because he gives her good and they've been friends since before xie could even speak korean. number three is indie pop and xie will up anyone who talks bad about them ( looking at you beenzino ). and number four is and always will be dumplings. no one knows why, but dumplings are always four. [ ideal type ] her ideal type is a man who will only be around when she wants him to and won't talk when they cuddle and then leave when she's done. [ i'm not even gonna try ] mei xie never brushes her hair because its a wild thick curly mess [ no skinship ] lang mei xie is not a fan of being touched. she will duck, bob, weave, and bend backwards to get out of someone's touch. the only exception is park and even then, its only when they're not in public. [ good night moon ] mei xie listens to hyukoh and busker busker to fall asleep [ comeptetive is my middle name ] competes in wushu exhibitions for meihuaquan and zui quan [ love through kicking ] her instructors for meihuaquan and zui quan are married to each other [ talker ] she loves talking with ama [ comfort food ] when she's upset she makes dumplings and eggrolls in large batches [ i've killed a man ] if any of her friends get boyfriends, or if there's someone who bothers her, she'll just say "i've killed a man" [ underachiever ] mei xie's sister majors in cosmetology and has her own beauty salon and her old brother is majoring in engineering. mei xie was gonna major is business and finances so she can take over the restaurant [ my brand ] her favorite clothing brand is american apparel but she usually thrift shops, and her favorite makeup brand is 3 concept eyes by stylenanda [ long term immigrant ] no one in her family has korean citizenship because they didn't give it to foreigners and now they only give it to foreigners who have made a dramatic contribution to korean society [ okay maybe i'm a little not normal... ] although xie is normally confident, when she's alone late at night she thinks about how there's something wrong with her and how she wishes she could actually be reprogrammed to be better [ kayee or jia er?? ] even though she's friends with mark tuan, her favorite got7 member is jackson { its only the tip of the iceberg, half of me ] mei xie keeps everyone at a distance, even her best friends. at first she did it on purpose but after a while it happened subconciously and not even park knows xie's deepest thoughts [ a beach! / ...? ] has a resting face. has a face pretty much 24/7 [ mr. ambiguous ] mei xie has such a crush on mamamoo's hwasa like she's so pretty and hot and her thIGHS ARE SO POWERFUL THEY MAKE XIE EMOTIONAL [ sunshine is all i need ] mei xie's favorite songs are gondry, i have no hometime, and ohio by hyukoh [ contraception ] mei xie gets birth control shots every three months [ beauty guru ] mei xie refuses to let anyone besides herself do her own makeup. and she only lets her sister wax her eyebrows. [ parks and rec ] xie loves watching parks and rec and ron swanson is her real father
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