Me, Blog and Parseltounge

First time posting on my AFF blog and here i am talking about my Parseltounge class..
So, it is one of all the exciting classes in HOL (Hogwarts Online School), eveyone who ever read Harry Potter must know what Parseltounge is..
Now, this is about the assignments.. at first, you'll thought that it was cool to learn new language, especially when it is a snake's language.. but then.....aww, the assignments kill me!!
And this is the assignment i've made about me interviewing a conceited snake from Barbados Island.. check this out..it's short..


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I came to Parseltounge class room this morning and start picking up the snake I want to talk with for my extra credit assignment when this cute little buddy show up to me. He was laying in the branches on his glass room, lazily. At first, he doesn’t want to talk with me no matter how much time I said hello, how are you, or anything came into my mind. I’m about to leave him and approach another snake when he said something like ‘bongsu’, I guess it must be ‘bonjour’ but in Parseltounge way.

I then came up with my lack French, and ask him if he can answer some of my question, and he said ‘ha’ in Parseltounge.
His name is Alfred, and yes he is male. He is a Barbados Threadsnake, which is so pampered and cranky. He was originally came from Martinique, one of the islands in Caribbean. He glared at me when I ask him about his maximal length, so I just made a conclusion by his age. He is 2 years old and only 4 inches long. His skin was hard but not gross, with a bit of yellow lines on his skin. He said some of his families have red or black. He came from Barbados, Caribbean. And what surprised me more, he’s not one of the class snakes. He came here to visit Basil but Basil told him to wait on one of the empty glass house of the snakes because Basil was kinda busy in the dungeon.

After a little conversation, Alfred said that he needs more time to rest before meeting Basil. I said thanks and he just simply answer in French, ‘vi’ that supposed to be ‘oui’.


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and this one is about my conversation with a snake outside the class..

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After I talked with Alfred the Barbados Threadsnake, I ask another snake if they want to talk with me but they all refused to talk without giving me any reason. Maybe it’s because they were hungry and there wasn’t any food to give them. I regret haven’t brought any of my breakfast. So, I left the class and went to sit near the lake when I met Sarah Natrix the Natrix Natrix.


 When I first saw her, she was laying on the grass, I thought she was dead, the truth is she was playing dead. She said that it is nature for Natrix Natrix to play dead everytime there is people or anything intimidating around. Then she crawled up and lays near my leg and start rambling about her life, she’s so talkative and won’t even let me talk about mine. Of course I didn’t say anything at her rambling, because she was talking in Parseltounge and I don’t good enough with that.

I asked her what is she doing in the grass, she said “Fasi asuna, bana!” and then she pointed at the sun and then at the grass saying, “Fasi firna, tasi sarna!”


Okay, she told me that the sun is hot, and the grass is dry. But what’s cold and wet? So I decided to ask her, “Asuna teʃ? Bana teʃ?”


She glared at me and chuckled, “Fasi negei!”


I was about to ask her what is ‘negei’ but then I saw her tail pointing at the lake, so I guess ‘negei’ must be the lake, what else will be cold and wet in here. She didn’t talk again, and I just wrote my newly discovered word at my parchment while she was laying there enjoying the warm sunshine.


I decided to leave her there when it’s about 10 am and she suddenly crawled up again toward the lake, she got into the lake and said goodbye to me before swam deeper into the lake.

The word I learned is : Negei
How I know the meaning of the word : Sarah the Natrix Natrix pointed at the lake while saying it. And before she pointed about the lake, she already complained about it being wet and cold.

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Before i leave this,, here's the vocabs..
Ha --> Maybe
Fasi --> That
Asuna --> Wet
Bana --> Cold
Firna --> Hot
Sarna --> Dry
Tasi --> This
Teʃ --> What

Comments

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oetori #1
lol Parseltounge sounds so cool, I'd like to learn about it except that I have a phobia for snake heh. :(
madz67
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I heard/read about Parseltongue in Harry Potter.
DeviLaugh
#3
hmm, I kind of want to do this online class, but learning Parseltongue sounds like a pain.