Asians.
[ ] Both of your parents are from Asia
[ ] You were born in Asia
[ ] You use the term "Azn"
[ ] You think DDR is cool
[X] You've watched lots of anime
[X ] You like Korean drama
[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone
[X ] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race
[X ] You eat rice almost every day
[X] You drink lemon tea
[X]You style your hair
[X] You have a bebo/myspace/Friendster/facebook/hi5
[X]You speak languages other than English
[X ] Your parents are strict
[X] Your parents have high expectations of you
[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report
[] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting
[X] You know your multiplication table
[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong
[X] You've seen the Asian version The ring/The grudge
[X] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship
[ ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)
[X] You're not the only child
[ ] You've gotten little red envelopes around February
[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do
[X] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted
[ ] You can solve a Rubik's cube
[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house
[X] You play video games
[X] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home
[ ] You have karaoke at home
[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times
[] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house
[X] You own a gaming console
[X] You don't wear shoes in your house
[X] You can use chopsticks
[X] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't
[X]Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day
[X] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod
[X] You don't like football
[]You like Soccer
[X] You have a curfew
[X] You know what ulzzang/tb means xD
[X] You know what purikura is
[X] You like bubble tea
[X]Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come (shoes no, other clothes sometimes)
[X] You've played final fantasy
[X] You believe in fortune cookies
[] You know what is bok choy
[ ] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 'got rice, B****, got rice, get soup, got food, got soup, got spice"..
[X] You've had Pocky/Yan Yan before
[X] when you ask for your mums permission she goes "ask your dad"
Now multiply what you got by 2
I am 70% asian.
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