I wanna see how asian I am

[ ] Both of your parents are from Asia

[ ] You were born in Asia

[x] You use the term "Azn"

[ ] You think DDR is cool

[X] You've watched lots of anime

[x] You like Korean drama

[ ] You have stuff hanging on your phone

[x] You think your parents want you to marry within your own race

[ ] You eat rice almost every day

[X] You drink lemon tea

[ ]You style your hair

[X] You have a bebo/myspace/Friendster/facebook/hi5

[X]You speak languages other than English

[ ] Your parents are strict

[X] Your parents have high expectations of you

[ ] You always get A's/B's on your report

[X] You do Chemistry/Biology/Physics/Accounting

[X] You know your multiplication table

[ ] You play badminton or table tennis or Irish Pingpong

[X] You've seen the Asian version The ring/The grudge

[X] You go/want to go to a university and would NEVER consider an apprenticeship

[ ] You own an Asian car (Honda, Toyota, etc)

[X] You're not the only child

[x] You've gotten little red envelopes around February

[X] You know the difference between kung fu, karate and tae kwon do

[ ] Your mother tries to bargain even though the product is already discounted

[ ] You can solve a Rubik's cube

[X] You have a box of noodles somewhere in your house

[X] You play video games

[X] Every time you're going out, your parents ask you where you're going and what time you'll be home

[x] You have karaoke at home

[ ] You've been to a LAN more than 3 times

[X] You have incense sticks/moth balls in your house

[X] You own a gaming console

[X] You don't wear shoes in your house

[X] You can use chopsticks

[X] You get nothing if you do well in school, but punished if you don't

[ ]Your parents won't let you go out if you have school the next day

[X] You have Asian songs on your computer/iPod

[X] You don't like football

[x] You like Soccer

[x] You have a curfew

[x] You know what ulzzang/tb means xD

[ ] You know what purikura is

[ ] You like bubble tea

[ ]Your parents bought you shoes many sizes too big so you can "grow into it" and wear it for years to come (shoes no, other clothes sometimes)

[ ] You've played final fantasy

[x] You believe in fortune cookies

[X] You know what is bok choy

[x] You've heard the song "Got rice?" 'got rice, B****, got rice, get soup, got food, got soup, got spice"..

[X] You've had Pocky/Yan Yan before

[x] when you ask for your mums permission she goes "ask your dad"

Now multiply what you got by 2

I'm 68% asian O.e

This is a good thing right?

I am 64% asian.

That's the ultimate proof. I'm effin Asian. HAHAHHAHAH 

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