[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you".
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. 
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. 
[x]You have run into a tree/bush. 
[x] You have been called a blonde.  
                                           Total:  5

[] You know that it IS possible to your elbow. 
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. 
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. 
[x] You have choked on your own spit.                                              

Total: 3

[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. 
[x] You type with three fingers or less. 
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.                                                
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. 
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.                                              
[] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.                                           
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about 
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. 

[] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. 

Total: 7

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. 
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. 
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. 
                                            
Total: 5

[x] You have read bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.                                                  
[x] You break a lot of things. 
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.                                            
[x] You have fallen off your chair before.                                            
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.                                           
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.                                                
[x] You don't know what "um" means. 
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.                                              
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. 

Total: 9

GRAND TOTAL: 29
 Then, take your total and multiply it by 3.
29x3=  87
 Re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.