I was looking at some Mello pictures with my Malum when suddenly we saw a picture where Mello holds a sign that says " Will uke for chocolate ♥"  
And Malum was like " I would uke for cake" 
Turns out that she doesnt even know what uke means.
I told her the meaning, then she was like " I'd be uke, you wouldn't have to do much."
So i explained to her that most of the time your will hurt like hell.
She made up a scenario: " What if a boy who would go to school and couldn't sit down in class, would be asked by the teacher what's wrong with him, he would sure answer ''I'm uke.'' "
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